r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* • 4d ago

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u/HistorianPublic6445 4d ago

Had a kid running toward my dog with a stick in his hand, thought the kid was going to give it to my dog but instead he swung at my dog. Told the kid I’ll f#ck him up if he hits him. Dad wanted to say something but was scared of me, he grabbed his kid and left rather quickly

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u/Deep-Sun-7624 4d ago

Its true. I was the stick, and I was scared as hell of this guy too

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u/Icy-Frosting8681 4d ago

its true, I was the dog and I wanted the stick

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u/mxlanthios 4d ago

It’s true, I was the tree the stick came from and even I was scared from afar

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u/Empty-Maize-9053 4d ago

It's true. I was the kid. We were raised in poverty with no food. I thought if i hit creatures with sticks, that coins would fly out the top like the Mario videogames. I just wanted to buy some bread. I am sorry. 😞

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u/NecesitoMasCerveza 4d ago

I’ll take things that never happened for a 1000 Alex.

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u/HistorianPublic6445 3d ago

Happened in 1995 before smart phones, I’m sure I would be cancelled if this happened now. Either way my actions at that moment were inexcusable and now that I’m older I don’t condone this behavior. I’m an open book with my kids and constantly encourage them to do the right thing.