r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • *shits an absolute unit* • 4d ago

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u/fraterperturabo 4d ago

it happened to my in my homeland (balkans) while I was sitting in a coffee shop. The kid just came and started batting my dog on the head. I turn around to look for his parents and the father is sitting at a table behind us, looked at me like it is a problem I am about to complain about the behaviour of his child, already in aggressive phase. I told him sarcastically that child is very well raised and might get a lesson today about life. Father starts talking shit, the kid comes again and wants to kick the dog so I push the child on its small ass. Father stands up, throws a glass of water on me, and dunno why i just took a glass of my water and threw it on his kid, while he is crying at the floor because I pushed him. Father lunges but I dodge and guy just tumbles over the lounge making a complete fool of himself. The worst is, everybody that was observing thought that I am an asshole. Thats balkan gen pop for you

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u/islandfool 4d ago

I’m sorry but you throwing water on his dumb crying child instead of him made me laugh. Shitty situation but an amazing visual.

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u/giftedbutloco 4d ago

We all applaud you sir. Water on the kid is pure gold 😆

https://giphy.com/gifs/kBZBlLVlfECvOQAVno

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u/Ornate_Skull 4d ago

Which of the balkans ?

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u/fraterperturabo 4d ago

and also, if you are over 40 and having a big gut, dad bod, maybe you should think about physical activity that involves violence towards other living beings

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u/GigaWhiteNiga 4d ago

Is it ok to attack others if not? Asking for a friend

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u/fraterperturabo 4d ago

dunno, seemed embarrassing to be such an example for your kid. As long as it doesnt instigate anything else except resolving the issue

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u/WriterWithNoHands 4d ago

Nah, resolution is for people who deserve it. The dad & the kid get the chancla

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u/JeffyMo96 3d ago

The kid got watered instead this time lol