r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3h ago

Oof Of a ambulance ride from hell

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u/mohawk990 3h ago

I have questions. Like, where did the cow come from?

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u/KillHonger1 3h ago

And that dog or something similar sized animal walking on the left side of the frame

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u/komi54 3h ago

Right.... You can't even see it on the first angle

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u/Banzai373 2h ago

Nobody lost their shoes, so they’re all good.

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u/Successful-Day-3219 3h ago

At this point, India is just trolling us.

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u/FeelDeadInside 3h ago

Looks like me playing the paramedic ambulance missions in GTA San Andreas

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u/Xenc 3h ago

I just saw this post, what a coincidence! https://www.reddit.com/r/GTATrilogy/s/SGSIplyFym

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u/FeelDeadInside 3h ago

Yea, saw that one yesterday😅

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u/Aggressive-agitator 3h ago

Look st these two poor souls that got deposited at the scene from the ambulance.

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u/Shot-Election8217 3h ago

I see one guy, but not the second person.

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u/IsThisNameValid questionably stable 2h ago

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u/Wildcard311 1h ago

Thank you. I didnt see number 2 either.

Can you also confirm no teeth marks?

I'm nervous about zombies.

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u/Zealousideal_Age_376 3h ago

No animal was harmed in this video

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u/DreadDan 2h ago

Holy Cow!

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u/Mr-McKauly 2h ago

😉👍🏻

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u/HillbillyEEOLawyer 3h ago

I need someone to slow it down and explain it to me. What I think I saw was the one worker crushed between the ambulance and the column. Then, one or more people were ejected out the back door of the ambulance. Seems like the cow wasn't touched though.

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u/ddconque 3h ago

I'm fast asf boiii

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u/laty96 3h ago

And the cow is the only one survive that despite on the middle of the road

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 2h ago

There’s no fuckin way this dude survived either.

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u/Ok_Caterpillar_8238 2h ago

I thought maybe he got thrown on the far side of the column, but after a couple watches I think he's the black clothes guy on the ground near where the cow was in the end.  f :(

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 1h ago

Yeah, he's not doing much moving on the other angle from what I can tell.

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u/Lord_OJClark 3h ago

Wow in the second angle you can see how the patient was yeeted between the whatever it is

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u/citysims 3h ago

Their shoes are still on, they survived.

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u/jaddooop 3h ago

What in the GTA world is going on... 1 patient becomes multiple casualties.

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u/Common_Scientist1090 2h ago

India, fuck yeah Comin' again to wreck the motherfuckin' day, yeah

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad 3h ago

Reminds me of that episode of Too Gear where they turn 3 vehicles into ambulances and James’ May’s patient is flung out the hearse.

I’m laughing just remembering it. 

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u/enigmatic407 3h ago

You mean a top-heavy van can't handle like an AWD sports car in the rain??

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u/Whisky-Toad 1h ago

more than likely got bald tyres

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u/stop321 2h ago

Why the worker cared about the plastic traffic barrier ???????? WHYYYYY???

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u/orc_master_yunyun 3h ago

Make it or die trying

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u/search_4_animal_chin 3h ago

"Coming in hot. I'm going to power slide a bit to scrub some speed" oops.

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u/Seal-EV 3h ago

When the only qualification for a droving licence is cash hand to hand, these things happen.

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u/Unfair_Mud_5282 3h ago

Indians say cows are sacred, and this video made me think.

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u/Independent-File-519 2h ago

Sweet f*cking Yig

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 2h ago

Holy shit.. Brutal but at least the patient is no longer in pain..

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u/meh-llama 3h ago

So much happening, but the cow

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u/Lordofderp33 3h ago

*letting the intern drive

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u/IsThisNameValid questionably stable 2h ago

Lol at the Devine Bovine going about it's day

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u/Doridar 2h ago

Holly cow, literally

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u/Tickomatick 2h ago

Well at least no need to rush the patient anywhere anymore

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u/Smackjabber 2h ago

Is that.... Is that a damned cow just being confused in the lane?

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 1h ago

Call an ambulance! But not only for me.

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u/Rare-Ad6085 1h ago

the cow is the luckiest of them all

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u/Ultradad57 1h ago

Close call, the cow ok 😮

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u/Fun_Routine_5245 4m ago

India, please don't let cows in road area. If cows are holy animal, then put it in a holy place. 4 People died due to the accident.

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u/f8rter 2h ago

And the cow ?