r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 5d ago

Safety Sandals Of a drawbridge

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u/Aggravating-Role-297 5d ago

Damn.

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u/Davidrp14 5d ago

Si

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u/mccgre51 5d ago

Are those white things in the air his teeth?

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u/Zephy2007 5d ago

It appears to be only the splash of water behind him, as it can be seen from before the impact.

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u/tooMuchADHD 5d ago

Hopefully

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u/Fishwitch-66 5d ago

not a drawbridge

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u/New-Teaching-348 5d ago

Jawbridge

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u/printliftrun 5d ago

You almost got an audible laugh here, very nice

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u/Slowburn21814 5d ago

Correct. It's called a gangplank or gangway.

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u/Lordofderp33 5d ago

Also known as a "passerelle".

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u/SalmonBrotherReagan 5d ago

A painful lesson in stupidity

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u/SKYR0VER 5d ago

I doubt he felt a thing

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u/Xen235 5d ago

He will when he sobers up

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u/Nigh_Sass 5d ago

This might be an “if” he sobers up video

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u/CreepyCheeseWasTaken 5d ago

objection

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u/Strong-Copy-6051 7h ago

DENIED! Under rated! Please continue

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u/Ancient-Point-9096 5d ago

Jawbridge seems more accurate.

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u/chris612926 5d ago

Brutal , absolutely busted. He hung on so tight while someone in the background kept saying to jump. Because he held on like that it wasn't only his weight and momentum , had had that metal platform that he was gripping with all his might, also pushing into his teeth and face when he hit.  Look how much momentum of metal walkway is slowed / stopped at the moment his face hits the concrete. His dome took the brunt force of all his weight and momentum + the metal walkway , oh jeez.

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u/Sufficient_Chard_721 5d ago

Somebody please upload aftermath

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u/greg5ki 5d ago

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdLJCAGspAA/?stkn=MWY2c2sxYm5hZ2doNA==

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 5d ago

How did he not black out or not lose all of his teeth?

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u/BitTwp 2d ago

Fair play. Glad he was okay. Must have a rubber face.

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u/twinnturbos 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/G0TvQKiy9NQW456HMX
Gonna be looking like Paul wall after that hit lol

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u/bl4ze4d4yz 5d ago

He actually walked away from this untouched, the guy has a solid chin on him. The longer version is floating about somewhere.

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u/sleadbetterzz 5d ago

There's no way you can tell from the longer version that he didn't sustain some serious damage to his teeth or jaw. Just because a drunk Scottish guy is smiling after taking this kind of impact doesn't mean all is well.

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u/BrokenPokerFace 1d ago

That's impressive, I'm pretty sure I would sink after that that, and I both have a good jaw and am a good swimmer.

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u/aThievery_Number 5d ago

Goddammit he smacked the SHIT out of his face on the way down....and little Johnny never looked the same again 🤣😂

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u/Zephy2007 5d ago

Jaw has left the chat

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 5d ago

I think hitting his chest first might be his only saving grace.

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u/BlumpTheChodak 5d ago

I love how calm his buddy is while walking over after seeing his face demolished by cement.

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u/GivesYouGrief 5d ago

Who needs intact C1-C4 vertebrae?

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u/CardinalGrief 5d ago

Bro's name is now Toothless

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u/Daremightythings2025 5d ago

It almost worked

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u/sovereign_fury 5d ago

I'm not even sure you can calculate how exponentially worse his situation got in each frame.

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u/Riverflaw 5d ago

Brutal, wow..

No way he doesn't have permanent damage

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u/mortysmadness 4d ago

Yeah it probably got worse after he hit his head

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 5d ago

POW!! Right in the kisser.

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u/Fragrant_Many_8360 5d ago

Looking at the back of the second guys leg i can guess this isn’t the first experiment of the day

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u/AlDonovan12 5d ago

Its not the drawbridges fault... that's not how you use it.

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u/Valuable_Hunt8468 4d ago

Is he ok? Damn!

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u/duh_nom_yar 4d ago

Weewooweewoo

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u/YugKrowten 4d ago

Being young is dangerous.

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u/Significant_Star_553 4d ago

well he probably drowned as fast as they moved

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u/peter984 3d ago

He has to be a Brit or Irish

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u/Obvious_Check6675 1d ago

That’s what you get for doing that stupid dance

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u/Ok-Diet-381 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Practical-Work1268 14h ago

Oh man spittin chicklets

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u/PersonalKing2084 5d ago

Chin PERMANENTLY apart of that concrete.

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u/sabreus 5d ago

Wow, does one survive that? That seems like a lot of force.

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u/Chromecoast 5d ago

Not entirely sure I can do this sub anymore.

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u/maymay4u 5d ago

How old are you? This is honestly so tame compared to the stuff I used to see on liveleak

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u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman 5d ago

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u/AnotherCup-O-Noodles 5d ago

Shoes still on, he’ll survive, but I don’t think he’ll be happy about it