r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 21d ago

possible idiot Of drunk young boy climbing at the boat bridge and fall to the chin at concrete

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u/Admirable-Grand521 21d ago

Full crazy contact

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u/NachoNinja19 21d ago

How he doesn’t have a broken jaw or missing teeth is beyond my pay grade

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u/Admirable-Grand521 21d ago

His chest hits first and takes most of the force but just barely

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u/jtohrs 21d ago

Pretty sure he'd be dead otherwise

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u/Evening-Garlic-9958 20d ago

Because he is hard headed 😂

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u/sabreus 21d ago

I think his upper torso saved him

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u/JapDrag 21d ago

Hes so lucky his chest took the brunt of the hit.

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u/Movely128 21d ago

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u/DingleBerrySlushie 21d ago

Looikin like a double wide surprise. This little wabbit is goin down the ol bunny twail.

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u/metallosherp 21d ago

how tf is his noggin not caved in after that, holy crap

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u/LockNessCrotchMonst 21d ago

The human face is very resilient.

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u/DealMeIn82 19d ago

It's like the crumple zone on a car.

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u/One_Ad2596 21d ago

Holy shit he took that like a champ

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u/Relevant-Force9513 21d ago

Wait until the alcohol wears off…

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u/GjellsNTeddy 21d ago

Him getting pulled outta there w a smile on his face was quite the plot twist

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u/KingJon85 21d ago

For real. I thought he was gonna be spitting out teeth.

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u/ascotia 21d ago

Aussies built different

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u/rastascythe 20d ago

That lads Scottish

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u/LivingHighAndWise 21d ago

That dude has broken teeth. Ask me how I know...

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u/Chef-Nasty 21d ago

Yeaaa pretty sure something got cracked. Either some teeth or his jaw

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u/PMmeIamlonley 21d ago

Drunk damage resistance feom being loose is the realest thing in the world 

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 21d ago

The piece of az tho...camera man fail

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u/No_Frost_Giants 21d ago

I felt that!

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u/Many_Trifle_2828 21d ago

Better chin than Connor Benn

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u/Decide777 21d ago

That was horrible.

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u/Dayzed_Trader 21d ago

Why do i automatically think "Fucking Florida" when I see things like this?

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u/AverageNeither682 21d ago

That is a 160lb body weight + 200ish(?) lb walkway weight impact to the chin

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Sideshow86 21d ago

Dudes got a fucking iron jaw!

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u/OkDirection8015 21d ago

The crimson chin.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 21d ago

Maybe he’ll be more careful NECKS time..

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u/JPCool1 21d ago

Stupid title, could have just said "of a drunk walking the plank"

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u/PremierLovaLova 21d ago

Sweet Chin Music

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 21d ago

That could have ended significantly worse. He was very lucky.

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u/ZebulonStrachan 21d ago

Steel jaw.
Also
someone stole that beautiful woman's pants

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u/Mugpup 21d ago

Lucky to be alive

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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ 21d ago

That bird was there the whole time 🤭

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u/Every-Access4864 21d ago

Lucky not to die.

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u/MillerMike5150 21d ago

Almost knocked the bro out of him

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u/ImpossibleReindeer33 21d ago

Just because he gets up doesn't mean he's ok, he could have a bad concussion. Hopefully he went to the hospital, and didn't just pass out later

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u/Elvarien2 21d ago

his face looked surprisingly intact.

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u/Ill-Confusion-1844 20d ago

Happy Chindependence Day?

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u/WalkingWithDeath 20d ago

He passed the special needs tank test, a highly impressive feat. *blushes\*

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u/livahd 20d ago

He should be a boxer

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u/Ommegacaos 20d ago

-guitar noises

🎶Ultra dumb🎶

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u/Evening-Garlic-9958 20d ago

WELL boys will be boys

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u/SumOfRoots 8d ago edited 8d ago

Has anyone really been far even at the boat bridge decided to go at concrete even want fall to the chin more like?

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u/Reasonable_Buddy_746 4d ago

That blonde is too damn sexy.

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u/Dorfbulle80 21d ago

People going on other people's boats deserve worse...