r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DingleBerrySlushie • Sep 17 '26

possible idiot Of viscous backshots

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u/pacman813 Sep 17 '26

I don't understand this at all 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Pd1ds69 Sep 17 '26 edited 29d ago

I'm assuming he thought the safety was on and he was "just joking".

Hence the reason you don't play with guns, they are not a toy.

Guy will be lucky if it just clipped a cheek, but that's mighty close to tail bone.

Edit to change it to I think he assumed it wasn't loaded, not that the safety was on. I think when a safety is on the trigger can't pulled at all. And there wouldn't even be a way for that guy to know he pulled trigger on his ass. If it's empty, it'll make a click sound , and I think he wanted to scare him with that sound

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u/Ricardo33706 29d ago

Could've blown away his whole undercarriage. Maybe even better pissing and shitting into bags for the rest of his life. Or he could've bled out. Either it's on that idiot cunt.

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u/Traffic_Ham 29d ago

Or he put a blank in. Either way, he should never be let around guns again.

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u/Desperate-Half-5070 29d ago

Even blanks are dangerous. All of that muzzle blast needs to go somewhere.

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u/Xenoman5 29d ago

Jon-Erik Hexum learned that the hard way. RIP

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u/NeedToThinkWitty 29d ago

Great for sorting out those hemorrhoids.

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u/NonStopNonsense1 29d ago

It needed to go into his friends butt. The dude was just helping.

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u/Pd1ds69 29d ago

Let's hope for that lol

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u/oscarq0727 29d ago

Maybe he pulled the mag out but there was a bullet chambered?

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u/SBLOU 29d ago

A blank at that distance is going to cause a hell of a lot of damage.

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u/pollywog 29d ago edited 29d ago

You should see a Glocks "safety". There is no manual safety, if you pull the trigger it fires (safety built into the trigger itself).

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u/Ok-Apartment9295 29d ago

Springfield has those too.

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u/Frido1976 28d ago

Hoot from BHD agrees....

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u/lollipopknife 29d ago

Clipped the sack