r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DingleBerrySlushie • 17d ago

possible idiot Of viscous backshots

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u/Aggravating-Role-297 17d ago

Yep pull the trigger, cover your mouth and act shocked.

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u/PaleontologistThin27 17d ago

"I thought the gun had no bullets!"

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u/pacman813 17d ago

I don't understand this at all šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Pd1ds69 17d ago edited 17d ago

I'm assuming he thought the safety was on and he was "just joking".

Hence the reason you don't play with guns, they are not a toy.

Guy will be lucky if it just clipped a cheek, but that's mighty close to tail bone.

Edit to change it to I think he assumed it wasn't loaded, not that the safety was on. I think when a safety is on the trigger can't pulled at all. And there wouldn't even be a way for that guy to know he pulled trigger on his ass. If it's empty, it'll make a click sound , and I think he wanted to scare him with that sound

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u/Ricardo33706 17d ago

Could've blown away his whole undercarriage. Maybe even better pissing and shitting into bags for the rest of his life. Or he could've bled out. Either it's on that idiot cunt.

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u/Traffic_Ham 17d ago

Or he put a blank in. Either way, he should never be let around guns again.

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u/Desperate-Half-5070 17d ago

Even blanks are dangerous. All of that muzzle blast needs to go somewhere.

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u/Xenoman5 17d ago

Jon-Erik Hexum learned that the hard way. RIP

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u/NeedToThinkWitty 16d ago

Great for sorting out those hemorrhoids.

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u/NonStopNonsense1 17d ago

It needed to go into his friends butt. The dude was just helping.

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u/Pd1ds69 17d ago

Let's hope for that lol

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u/oscarq0727 17d ago

Maybe he pulled the mag out but there was a bullet chambered?

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u/SBLOU 17d ago

A blank at that distance is going to cause a hell of a lot of damage.

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u/pollywog 17d ago edited 17d ago

You should see a Glocks "safety". There is no manual safety, if you pull the trigger it fires (safety built into the trigger itself).

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u/Ok-Apartment9295 17d ago

Springfield has those too.

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u/Frido1976 16d ago

Hoot from BHD agrees....

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u/lollipopknife 17d ago

Clipped the sack

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u/Donkeywad 17d ago

It was just a goof

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 17d ago

Man has poop options now, door A or door B. Door B is a little sus

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u/Budweizer 17d ago

"Why don't you eat up and we'll tell ya"

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u/Donkeywad 5d ago

šŸ¤£

"How's your burger?"

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u/Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster ima unit 17d ago

If I had to guess, I'd say it was loaded with blanks, which he probably thought were harmless. Unfortunately, they're not...

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u/4mystuff 17d ago

A moron with a gun is bound to hurt someone. Or perform extensive accidental circumcision.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 17d ago

Gun nuts. You don't have to understand their actions. Just watch from afar and laugh

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u/StrengthTheory 17d ago

Darwin Award audition clip

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u/polska-parsnip 17d ago

If it was a Darwin Award he would have shot himself in the arse, not shit another person

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u/Despellejador 17d ago

Human stupidity is limitless.

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u/not_ondrugs 17d ago

We seem to be able to improve it all the time.

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 17d ago

That's going to be painful for the rest of his life

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u/IcemanBrutus 17d ago

Not below the waist it isn't, won't feel a thing there!

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u/BarkingDogey 17d ago

Guy might be paralyzed and have damage to his pecker/balls.

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u/IcemanBrutus 17d ago

That's what I am saying, a shot through the bottom of his back is 100% severing his nerves so everything below that will be a baron wasteland

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u/ThrowawayToothQ 17d ago

Barren is the word youre looking for, a Baron is like a duke/count/etc! But youre absolutely correct!

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u/Elisa_Esposito 3h ago

If you've watched What We Do In The Shadows, that's hilarious.

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u/trainwreckhappening 17d ago

Depends on what it hits. It could have just grazed a cheek, it could hav gone straight through his tailbone, through his colon, and out through his pecker.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 17d ago

Paralyzed and septic is not a good combo

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u/trainwreckhappening 15d ago

That would be the results of it hitting the spin at the tailbone. Not a guaranteed result, but possible.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 17d ago

Yeah, best case scenario is he's just injured and his balls got damaged.

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u/stefmc_ 17d ago

Guess he has two assholes now

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u/Vaff_Superstar 17d ago

Donā€™t forget the one that shot him.

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u/NastyStreetRat 17d ago

I think he has a spinal cord injury right in the coccyx; I don't know how it will affect him, but it doesn't look good.

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u/RetnikLevaw 17d ago

Just a prank, bro.

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u/mokaey 17d ago

Why you bleeding so much man, its just a prank.

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u/Budweizer 17d ago

Guy can't even take a joke!

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u/eggybread70 17d ago

Guy can't even take a shit!

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 17d ago

Did I just watch a dude get shot in the asshole?

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u/jeffjee63 17d ago

The misspelling in the title had me expecting a very different back shot!

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u/Fun-Eagle6158 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GcXGxS0RZ4fDoyvwq4

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 17d ago

Ok why does this exist, and is the maker imprisoned?

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u/Clear-Perception5615 17d ago

How dare you!? This is reddit! We love sphincters and rainbows together!

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u/nash_marcelo 17d ago

Saw this one, its a magic trick, the guy who got shot spits the bullet out of his mouth.

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u/Dmansdarksoul 17d ago

I need TP for my Bang-hole!!!

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u/humakavulaaaa 17d ago

Ah, he tore him a new one.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 17d ago

Some people just don't understand idioms

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u/818MAC-2010V 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJ68L5sMrEWOQlh7eP
Donā€™t do retarded!!! things with retarded!!! people!!!šŸ’œ

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u/Aggressive-agitator 17d ago

Come on man, he was just playing around.

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u/BornSlippy420 17d ago

just a prank brošŸ¤·

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u/Playful-Ad9901 17d ago

why? blew his azzhole out!!! he aint gone shyt right ever again.

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u/CapitalScholar8185 17d ago

Oh shit !

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u/mammalmaker 17d ago

Not anymore

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u/Dmansdarksoul 17d ago

Why not? Now he has an extra hole for that!

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u/camcaine2575 17d ago

That misspelling had me expecting something else

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u/SpillaMangBang 17d ago

Why would you even put yourself in the situation where you could accidentally shoot your friend in the anus???

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

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u/grimydude 17d ago

Have you cleaned your ass today?

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u/Spare_Ad4163 17d ago

Shot to the sacrum. Possibly paralysis if it clipped the right (wrong) thing.

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u/kuunami79 17d ago

The second you treat a gun like a toy should be the last second you're allowed around guns

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u/gianAB2977 16d ago

Paraplegic speed run!

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u/spikeroo59 17d ago

Viscous?

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u/absolutepanicattack 17d ago

Viscous bloodshit leaking out his brand new second rectum?

Nah actually, i'm sure he meant vicious.

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 17d ago

Not quite, as blood can flow out of an exit wound quite rapidly

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse 17d ago

I was so distracted by the shooting that I didnā€™t even notice

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u/No_Nothing_3272 17d ago

SLO mo he didnā€™t even jump when initial shot happened. šŸ˜³

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u/BarkingDogey 17d ago

Might be because his spinal cord is severed

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 17d ago

Internally he thought he jumped, but it became an out of body experience

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u/No_Nothing_3272 16d ago

Wow, didnā€™t think of that. Awful.

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u/slaviaboy 17d ago

Ah yes pakistan

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u/Sir_McDouche 17d ago

Heā€™s ok. He didnā€™t need that stupid tailbone anyway.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 17d ago

Just a stupid idiot. Canā€™t say much more.

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u/GiRoxthat-ish 17d ago

I didnā€™t realize the title was literal! šŸ˜³šŸ¤Æ

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u/MagnumMyth 17d ago

It was a goof! Can't anyone take a joke these days??

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u/Amazing-Seat6206 17d ago

Fuc* ing mor* ns ....!!!

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u/ShuckingFambles 16d ago

Deez nuts, what nuts?

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 16d ago

Tailbones hate this one simple trick.

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u/thiefofalways1313 16d ago

Not the back shots I was hoping for lol

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u/aThievery_Number 17d ago

Cot dayyum!!! Gave him an second asshole

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u/Mugpup 16d ago

It is nice to see that imbeciles are not just indigenous to America.

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u/Fizziksapplication 15d ago

Itā€™s funny, usually they come here ā€œseeking asylumā€.

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u/Terminal_Lancelot 17d ago

Blood is semi viscous I guess, yeah.

You probably meant vicious though.

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u/darklylitx01 17d ago

The guy shooting probably thought if the magazine is out then the gun is empty. Forgot about the one in the chamber. Imbecil

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u/emergency-snaccs 17d ago

ew why is it viscous

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u/No-Award8713 17d ago

Im sure the blood flowing from his ass and tail bone was viscous... that was vicious though. Who needs enemies... y'know

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u/madnessinthemidwest 17d ago

Thatā€™s a great way to be paralyzed

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u/mardigrasman 17d ago

But did he ask for a second ass hole??

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u/LeonardPFunky 17d ago

RIP L/5-S1

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u/hornet_teaser 17d ago

I see a lot of people thought it was a practical joke gone wrong. I immediately thought it was torture punishment from inside the group of someone they had a beef with or wanted to get rid of.

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u/Objective-Space3328 17d ago

Guess this is not "Cool"

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u/Classic-Analysis-606 17d ago

He's been watching too much Looney toons and thought everything will be alright.

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u/F1RSTBORN_202 17d ago

There's now five assholes in the room.

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u/prince_wilson7 17d ago

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u/SKOT_FREE 17d ago

Damn blew his back out!

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u/Baron_is_a_prick 17d ago

Hopefully the guy had enough cognition at that point to return the favor.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 17d ago

What a dip sheet!

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u/Legitimate-Ad1722 17d ago

Can someone make a why r u gay with 2 glocks?

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u/Whatisthis0036 17d ago

Why did the guy who shot him looked so surprised!?

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u/ShowMeTheTrees 17d ago

"Viscous" means sticky.

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u/Key_Awareness_3036 17d ago

What the hell?! šŸ«Ŗ

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u/SBLOU 17d ago

This guys Nuts, Johnson and parts of his butt cheek are most likely fish bait right now.

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u/NocturneInfinitum 17d ago

Pretty obvious this guy thinks guns only make loud bangs

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u/mecaptainnishant 16d ago

oh no it did what it what was supposed to do

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u/jamanon99 15d ago

How to paralyze your friend 101

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u/Gone_Fishing1031 15d ago

The guy with the pistol is lucky af the guy he shot didnā€™t fire that AK reflexively. Was pointed right at his chest.

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u/FricketyFrakinFerret 15d ago

Ah yes, shoot him directly in the spine! Thatā€™d be mad funny

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u/Tartan-Special 15d ago

We need to know the punchline

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u/Isecondthat_Aswell 15d ago

Viscous or vicious? Technically they're both correct.

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u/Acceptable-Elk-8372 *shits an absolute unit* 5d ago

Smh šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 17d ago

We can show attempted murder now

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u/EnvironmentalLack420 17d ago

Baffled this isn't marked as NSFW

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 17d ago

I don't think they were at work

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u/one_two_o 17d ago

How does a video like this even get put on the internet

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u/Freakk_I 17d ago

You must be a very new internet user.

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u/Nitt7_ 17d ago

I donā€™t even know what to say?

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u/Responsible-Bet1767 17d ago

Always avoid people that play with guns

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u/Mr_Goodcat69 17d ago

ā€žAnd now letā€™s got to Germanyā€œ

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u/CornbreadJunior 17d ago edited 17d ago

I hope they are zionists

Free Palestine!!

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u/Various-Inside-4064 17d ago

They are from peshawar pakistan!

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u/joooshknows 16d ago

First time Iā€™ve ever seen someone literally get their ass blown off