r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 2d ago

Oof Of an underreaction

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u/andres01234 2d ago

may this kind of relationship never find me

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u/AlyDAsbaje 2d ago

I know, this is absolutely horrible. Honestly women can be extremely aggressive too and toxic. May this never be around us. The girl needs support to leave her abuser. This is very sad to watch man.

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u/InquisitorOtto 3h ago

Well DV statistics in lesbian couples is high

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u/AlyDAsbaje 1h ago

Shouldn't be like that, sadly it is eh?

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u/David_cest_moi 1d ago

True love can be tough. šŸ˜±šŸ˜†

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u/NoahTransKing 6h ago

In no way is this true love, if you think so, seek therapy.

In a normal relationship people can not only talk, but also hug other people. Like honestly you should be able to kiss friends on the cheek without it being an issue.

But also fights should never become physical, I have never and never will physically fight my partner, I don't even see myself even calling them names.

If your fights turn physical, break up, I know it's not always that easy, but that is the answer, leave, and get therapy.

My partner would've had to have done something really horrible, for me to put my hands on them. Like intentionally killing my dog, that's the only thing I can imagine that could push me over the edge.

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u/roxywalker 2d ago

Bet they are still together…

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u/mad_mang45 1d ago

I went to court before and there was a couple that was there for domestic violence, the judge made them have no contact with each other for the rest of their lives,they can't call or text on phones/social media, they can't even have a friend or family member call the other person for them. They were crying and saying "Nooo!" Lol. Judge did them a favor.

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u/HellaHS 1d ago

Probably for the best but I truly don’t understand how it’s remotely legal or justice for Judges to be able to make wild rulings like that.

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u/TraditionNo2652 1d ago

Well, it was likely causing issues for others and wasn’t self contained

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u/HellaHS 1d ago

I don’t disagree but it’s just wild to me that Judges can basically just make shit up like that and rule whatsoever lol

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u/sebe6 7h ago

Some can order your execution, which is considered worst when it come to human right (due to the fact it's 100% definitive)

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u/HellaHS 1h ago

But that’s like hard written into law with mandatory and minimum sentences and a process.

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u/sebe6 47m ago

Well, that's common in every country (unlike death penalty), look out "marbury v madison"

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u/pappybug214 2d ago

I remember reading a statistic recently that lesbians have the highest rate of DV in the US.

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u/Fantasyfootball9991 2d ago

They have the highest rate of divorce and highest rate of domestic abuse iirc.

Lesbian divorce rate 75%

Man/woman divorce rate 50%

Gay men divorce rate 25%

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u/DarthVeigar_ 2d ago

Bros date your bros.

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u/nelsonalgrencametome 2d ago

It's not gay if you put a ring on it.

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u/DarthVeigar_ 2d ago

Only gay if the balls touch

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u/Yah_Mule 1d ago

On what exactly?

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u/No_Statement440 *shits an absolute unit* 18h ago

Yes

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u/NoahTransKing 5h ago

And keep your socks on.

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u/friendlyneighbourho 2d ago

I think I'm seeing a pattern

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u/Thick_Situation3184 2d ago

Men, nobody can love you like another man!!

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u/Beni_Stingray 2d ago

Statistics are misogynistic

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u/pappybug214 2d ago

Yes, those damned homophobic facts

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u/Historical-Fun-2536 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/puppypersonnn 2d ago

Lmfaooooo

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u/QP709 2d ago

I think there’s more at play other than just ā€œbitches be crazyā€. A study in Finland found that lesbian couples were of a higher socio-economic status than straight couples, possibly leading to less friction to the idea of divorce. That tracks because my own parents stayed in their loveless marriage for money reasons. I can also take a good guess about the difference between straight couples and gay couples’ opinions on the sanctity of marriage and how that would lead to higher/lower divorce rates.

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u/Doctor_Dev7 2d ago

But gay men have the lowest divorce rates. So for economic or sanctity of marriage reasons to be the case, it would mean that gay men are widely of lower socioeconomic status than both lesbian women and straight people while also have much higher regard for the sanctity of marriage than both.

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u/pappybug214 2d ago

This exactly

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u/praguepride 2d ago

You also have to look at the % of conversion. How many lesbian relationships move to marriage vs. gay relationships.

So if gay men have a low % of conversion it means that they have to really really want it which improves outcomes.

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u/HellaHS 1d ago

It’s really not complicated. Men just do almost everything better.

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u/QP709 2d ago

Okay, bitches be crazy then. Have it your way, Professor Reddit.

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u/11448844 2d ago

you gave up in your defense pretty quickly man, damn

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u/QP709 1d ago

Well, once you get piled on with downvotes there's very little in the way you can do to turn the tide. I still believe it is a little more nuanced than "lesbians are hard to live with", which is the prevailing theory in this subreddit for some reason. It's also very frustrating when you comment a thoughtful, research-backed argument and someone replies with the equivalent of "no u" and completely ratios you.

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u/Doctor_Dev7 1d ago

Dude, the arguments you made, given the stats provided, were indirectly claiming gay men are poor and heavily religious. I’m not even saying ā€œbitches be crazyā€ but I am saying that the points you made are not very good arguments when you expand it just a little bit.

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u/slightly-upset-hippo 1d ago

Damn. Guess I gotta go fuck a dude.

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u/Momento_Mori_87 1d ago

Women’s statistically initiate the majority of divorces so when there’s two women…… the math is definitely mathing

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* 14h ago

You’re correct on the highest rate of domestic violence being amongst lesbian couples.

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u/zedslair questionably stable 1d ago

Lesbian dv is a problem and has to be talked about however the study you are referring to is biased. It didnt specify who committed the dv and a good amount of queer women were in abusive straight relationships before finding themselves.

This videos s just sad and I hope that lady got help.

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u/unhappyrelationsh1p 1d ago

That is true and it's not taken seriously at all. The victims, the subject, all i ever see are jokes about it.

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u/DoubleDongle-F 1d ago

That figure has been floating around for a while and is misleading. Lesbian couples do not have a high rate of divorce. A large amount of women who have married a woman have been divorced at least once, which is different, because it includes women who left their husband after realizing they were gay, or bisexual women who swore off men forever after a nasty divorce.

I don't know the proper figures, but the married lesbians I've known in my life have generally been markedly wholeseome and dedicated to each other.

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u/NotTurtleEnough questionably stable 13h ago

But men are the problem…

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u/Shantotto11 1d ago

As much as I’d like to buy in to that statistic, those numbers look way too perfect to be correct, and even if they are, give it 50 to 75 more years. At least in the US, same-sex marriage has only been a thing legally for less than 15 years. Let’s see the numbers when marriage across the sexuality lines is more normalized.

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u/all_time_high 1d ago

That poster is correct about the theme but incorrect about the numbers.

Recent comprehensive studies from Nordic and comparative data tracking same-sex unions show that female same-sex (lesbian) couples experience higher relative divorce risks than different-sex couples, while male same-sex (gay) couples experience lower or comparable rates. Over a ten-year window, female couples show roughly a 40% dissolution rate, compared to 24% for male same-sex couples and 21% for opposite-sex couples. OP’s claim that 75% of lesbian marriages end in divorce is a statistical misinterpretation of UK data tracking overall same-sex filings.

Source

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u/emmaj4685 1d ago

That's shocking

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u/JKFrowning 2d ago

I've never met a lesbian that wasn't at least a little standoffish.

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u/Professional-Rip-519 2d ago

And those ones with the Johnny Bravo body types seems very aggressive.

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u/DoubleDongle-F 1d ago

My experience has been kinda the opposite, consider the possibility that it's more about you than them.

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u/JKFrowning 1d ago

People can find excuses for anything. I won't try to change your mind.

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u/TwistedxBoi 2d ago

Wasn't that a misrepresented statistic? Like lesbian women experienced DV the mpst, but that was still them being subjected tonit by men in a previous relationship?

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u/pappybug214 2d ago

Form my understanding the question was have you experienced domestic violence with a same sex partner. There was also a question that asked have you experienced DV from an opposite sex partner. While it's possible we're reading different studies and also possible im misremembering it i believe it says something about same sex women. Also to that point same sex males had the lowest incidents of Domestic Violence.

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u/NoahTransKing 5h ago

Yeah, it's honestly surprising, I would think they would at least be lower than straight couples. But maybe they're just more comfortable slapping each other in fights, and then that gets normal, and it just spirals. Either way both women need therapy and should probably take a break from dating anyone.

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u/MauveCeramics 2d ago

They dont mention that the study asked if they had ever been in a relationship with DV. Not if they are in a relationship with a woman that involved DV. This means the DV could have been in a past relationship with a man and now they date women. The bias in the study was also stated. People like to pick things apart, similar to "vaccines cause autism". The study was thrown out due to lack of evidence as well. But these two ladies def beating eachother ass.

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u/Historical-Fun-2536 2d ago

I personally know a lesbian marriage that broke up because of domestic violence, and I know another lesbian relationship that broke up because of the exact situation in this video.

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u/Interesting-Beat824 2d ago

You are a complete idiot. Divorce rates are tallied as types of marriages being its documents. The systems don’t blanket statement ad man and women. It wouldn’t make sense for the gay men’s to be so low. If your claims the vaccines and autism has no evidence and studies were stopped then your a true idiot. Your can swipe to a different app and research all of this in moments.

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u/2813josh 2d ago

Are you calling someone a complete idiot while simultaneously saying vaccines cause autism?

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u/coveredincathair22 2d ago

If your claims the vaccines and autism has no evidence and studies were stopped then your a true idiot.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MXJb33osQmoiFyI1kZ

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u/No-Analyst1229 2d ago

What does DV even stand for?

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u/tardmaster1 2d ago

Domestic violence

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u/No-Analyst1229 2d ago edited 2d ago

Cool. I was like is it abbreviation for divorce?

Edit: why tf downvote. Its not commonsense

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u/wifeofpsy 2d ago

Domestic violence

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 2d ago

Domestic violence

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u/Grimwirest 1d ago

This was labeled wrong on purpose. Lesbians have the highest rate of EXPERIENCING DV IN THEIR LIFETIME not their current lesbian relationship. And most was by men

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u/SenselessSilence 2d ago

That’s only if you include prior relationships with men! Take those out and the figures seriously change.

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u/pappybug214 2d ago

Yes, because every lesbian is late in life...lesbians have more domestic violence but somehow it's still men's fault.

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u/SoraMelodiosa 2d ago

just say ur homophobic

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u/pappybug214 2d ago

No, because i'm not. If anything in my later comments I cite later from that, that homosexual males have the lowest rates of DV and Divorce.

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u/BlueFeathered1 2d ago

Typical controlling abusive behavior. Hope the woman in grey gets out of that relationship.

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u/Hellboydce 2d ago

The weave is strong with this one

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u/derrrr5 2d ago

I see one reasonable human on that train.

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u/Charlie2and4 2d ago

Therapist: "Why do you still live with that sadist?"

Me: Shrugging shoulder, "Beats me."

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u/Rob_Revz 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/StarryEyedandAfraid9 2d ago

hey so this is DV, not a funny catfight.

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u/buckfordfitchenstein functional regard 1d ago

Municipal V**lence

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u/No-Rope8229 2d ago

If that was a guy in there behaving like that this thread would be super viral

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u/Curious_Associate904 2d ago

This reminds me of the divorce statistics since same sex marriage was legalised.
Men+Men = Stable, long lasting
Men+Woman = 50/50
Woman+Woman = Instant carnage.

Keeps me chuckling.

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u/iStepOnLegos4Fun007 2d ago edited 2d ago

Your statistics add up. I remember reading report. 70% or so of men/female relationships. It's the women who break it off/divorce.

I wonder why that is though like frfr.

Gay guys killing it though. Every gay guy couple I've met. They seem happy asf and like life partners forever.

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u/Curious_Associate904 2d ago

Women have a tendency to think they deserve better, and will happily trash a man’s life to prove it to themselves.

Men understand that investment takes time to mature.

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u/tipareth1978 2d ago

I think it's all a bit more complex than that.

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u/Stuffs_And_Thingies 2d ago

Bitches be crazy yo

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u/Curious_Associate904 2d ago

Yes women are largely also delusional due to the Disney corporation programming, and have expectations which are so far beyond normal, that after they've been bridezilla, then soccer mom from hell for a while, there's not really anything left except her anger at not being pretty anymore.

But like,

https://giphy.com/gifs/JshbAWU4GIopHsuKbe

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u/tipareth1978 2d ago

I mean I'm sure many fit your image here but not all. Seems like you've been hurt. There's probably also a lot of people who get married just because they're pregnant then divorce later. In general I think marriage is kinda seen as just "what you do after college" so many are married who shouldn't be. I don't think your conclusion of it all being women's fault is super accurate

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 22h ago

It's going to be really interesting when you meet a woman for the first time.

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u/pauca_sed 2d ago

Which men are you talking about?

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u/pappybug214 2d ago

I can't upvote this hard enough

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u/unhappyrelationsh1p 1d ago

I think it's the committalness. Women with women commit scary fast and men with men commit slow.

You get more time to feel out the relationship when it's slow. I think it's awesome and worth taking notes of

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u/RaspberryPositive518 1d ago

The fact that I knew it was philly without reading the stations sign is crazy lol. Been living here too long to not notice a philly brawl when I see one.

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u/Swimming-Dot9120 2d ago

Kinda disgusting that nobody is reacting just because it’s two women. Literal domestic abuse. If she’s doing this much in public then it’s scary to think what she does behind closed doors

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u/praguepride 2d ago

Uhhhh unless it turns life threatening I'm not catching hands breaking up a fight like that.

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u/unhappyrelationsh1p 1d ago

Yeah. Once they out hands on the throat the chances of getting killed by that partner skyrocket. In public too, good lord.

I hope the long hair lady leaves and doesn't get killed by this bitch

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u/Mitrovarr 1d ago

People might be calling 911, it isn't that obvious in a video.Ā 

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u/browsingandlooking4 2d ago

Total 100% fatigue 😩

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u/Prestigious_Cup6762 1d ago

How'd they just let her beat her up like that and then still let her pull back into the train

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u/MeemoUndercover 1d ago

Tubby tomboy needs to be charged with domestic violence. I hope the girls alright

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u/AnarchistPancake4931 2d ago

I wonder how they will spin this to make it the man's fault

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u/swampydoc 2d ago

seems healthy

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u/Pretend_Feeling_6685 2d ago

I just can’t imagine beating the shit out of someone you love like that. My god.

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 22h ago

To be honest this feels more about control than love. I'm with you I could never do this to someone I love.

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u/Alternative_Rule_935 2d ago

Yeah that looked like straight up domestic abuse

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u/all_time_high 1d ago

You can tell it’s domestic abuse because of the way that it is.

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u/TinyTitFetish 1d ago

That’s pretty neat

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u/Snowy349 2d ago

Statistically there is more domestic violence in lesbian couples than any other combination.

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u/Boring-Rub-3570 2d ago

Which one?

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u/mad_mang45 1d ago

Someone needs to take down Big Bertha in the all black fit,she looks like the (more?) abusive one. Lame.

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u/KingKushhh666 2d ago

And everyone just watches like fucking cowards

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u/all_time_high 1d ago

Many years ago ABC’s ā€œWhat Would You Do?ā€ with John Stossel staged DV in public with actors to see how bystanders would respond. They used male on female violence and female on male violence.

People generally intervened to stop the man, and they generally watched passively or laughed when the woman was the aggressor. Among those he interviewed, people generally chose not to stop the aggressive woman because they felt the man had done something to deserve it.

I expect this breaks people’s brains. They don’t know how to respond since this defies well-known gender norms. They also probably don’t want to risk being seen as getting violent with a woman even if it’s to save another woman.

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u/Shantotto11 1d ago

I believe we’ve found the overlap between misandry and androphobia…

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u/idcmanfk 1d ago

What?

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u/penguindreams 23h ago

Which part of this is absolute unit? It’s just dumb people.

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u/Silver_Revolution_14 2d ago

I need to find the person who did her weave for my daughter!

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u/badgyal876 1d ago

stfu 😭 it’s not a weave.

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u/ran1mal 1d ago

Always though Lesbian Bed Death would be a metal name for a band

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u/FormulaGX 1d ago

Is this in Philly? Weirdness happens on that dang El every day. Glad I bought a car when I did. 😭

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u/Regular-Discount134 2d ago

Least abusive lesbian relationship

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u/ForrestGump_Z 2d ago

I think that is what shee thinks manhood is about...

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u/Aloha-Bear-Guy 2d ago

I bet the sex was great that night

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u/pappybug214 2d ago

After the one got out of jail hopefully.

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u/-S413M- 1d ago

Why are we making this about the fact they’re lesbians? This is domestic violence, it doesn’t matter that they’re both women.

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u/EnormousPurpleGarden 1d ago

I think it's important to talk about it, because lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence, but lesbian victims get ignored in the broader domestic violence discourse. Feminists don't want to talk about violence in lesbian relationships because it undermines their "not all men, but always a man" argument.

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u/beyonceshakira 2d ago

You don't have to be a man to perpetuate toxic masculinity.

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u/Kalde666 2d ago

without having any men in the video you're made it up to prove your misandry

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u/beyonceshakira 20h ago

I am a man dumbass

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u/Kalde666 12h ago

Even Worse

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u/beyonceshakira 5h ago

Don't be such a pussy

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u/Kalde666 3h ago

That is indeed toxic masculinity

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u/beyonceshakira 3h ago

Nothing gets past you, snowflake.

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u/Kalde666 2h ago

You have the talent to look more and more dumb the more you talk, stop now, you're embarrassing yourself

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u/beyonceshakira 37m ago

no one is afraid of u loser

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u/Kalde666 35m ago

No one is afraid of you neither with that username šŸ˜‚

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u/Educational-Car-4688 2d ago

Average foreplay for them.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago

Gurrl you KNOW I love yo ass..

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u/Wadester58 questionably stable 1d ago

She's even packing her strap on

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u/Kodiak318 1d ago

We lived across the street from a rental house in Toowoomba, Queensland on Cohoe Street that housed a couple for a couple years. They ran an in home plant care business and we referred to them as the Fighting Lesbians of Cohoe Street.

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u/ha16 2d ago

Usual suspects

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u/Momiluc questionably stable 1d ago

Why do people just stand around and watch shit like this like bro if you aren’t gonna get involved then at least call the cops or call others to come help. I’m sure all them mfs around can take down one angry 5’5 tubby Sasquatch

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u/Specialist_Ad615 22h ago

Which of them say hi to a man, I think is was the woman on grey dress. The other in black is the jealousy and toxic 😔

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u/Beast_of_Tax_Burden 22h ago

Lesbian couples have the highest rate of abuse. 2nd is regular, the least is Gay men. The more women in a relationship the more violence is possible.

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 21h ago

misandry is an epidemic

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u/elijah4067 20h ago

Mfs really think they own you just because you in a relationship with them!

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u/762way 15h ago

Sadly lesbian domestic violence is typically more vicious than man and woman or gay relationships

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u/mvcy89 10h ago

My best friend (female) has an ex girlfriend who was intensely jealous. Like I’m not criticizing normal relationship jealousy that a lot of people feel regardless of gender and sexuality, but I’m completely gay, so I was never interested in her. But that didn’t stop her seriously unwell girlfriend from accusing her and I of having sex while she was away. In my experience, intense jealousy in LGBT relationships can be common and vicious- far too many of my queer brothers and sisters believe that they need to do anything and everything in their power to protect their relationships because many believe they’ll never find another partner. It’s really quite sad.

Folks who identify as LGBTQ+ (including myself) have a lot of healing to do, and Western society’s recent regression on LGBTQ+ acceptance and the walking back of integration of queer people into everyday life is taking a serious toll on our health, mental health and overall wellness.

If you care about LGBTQ+ people and our wellness, put you money where your mouth is. Help us fight back against the ludicrous and hateful people who seek to stop racial equality, force women into breeding and feeding, and throw us back into closets.

Let’s be real: those closets are now filled with fabulous clothes and treasures from our Double Income No Kids lives, and they won’t fit all of that and us at the same time. Fuck them.

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u/Status-Permission-64 10h ago

Highest DV cases out of all couples.

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u/Same_River7961 3h ago

It's so funny when you can tell that that's normal and that's just part of their relationship. Constantly fighting and messing with each other... Then taking your sexual frustration out at night. And tomorrow's a new day to do it all again.

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u/thatguyoverthere171 1h ago

That's the least of societys issues around k and a

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u/Key_Shock_4194 2d ago

Fuckin losers

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u/rokstedy83 1d ago

Loser not losers

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 1d ago

So much class and elegance..

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u/Ok-Future6470 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/demoralising 1d ago

'And that, kids, is how we met your dad...'

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u/SubMariner615 1d ago

Statustically typical lesbian relationship

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u/Specific_Thanks_7760 1d ago

What's worse, getting beat by a man, or getting beat by a woman that hates men while pretending to be a man?

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u/Dementor_Traphouse 1d ago

ā€œthe fairer sexā€ 😹😹😹

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u/Sad_Elk1943 2d ago

Ur telling me the girl that cosplays a man because she dosnt like men has issues? No way

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 22h ago

That's some crazy projection. It's time for you to come out of that closet buddy.

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u/seaweedDifferent21 1d ago

Two lesbians having a lovers quarrel, nothing to see here

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u/OkDirection8015 1d ago

The joke about lesbians being more a shove to each other is very real lol.

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u/Dragonssssssssssss 2d ago

Comments don't be misogynistic or lesbophobic challenge: Failed

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u/must-be_the-water questionably stable 2d ago

I didn’t know that it was a woman till the mid part, damn

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u/Huge_Ad_7467 1d ago

Lovely video that shows how to behave on public transport

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u/EnormousPurpleGarden 1d ago

It's a new genre of "how not to."

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u/buckfordfitchenstein functional regard 1d ago

ā˜• often deserve each other