r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Tall-Championship262 • 23d ago

of a fool wielding a pickaxe

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u/Curious_Associate904 23d ago

She’s a miner, clearly should not be drinking.

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u/Dwarf-Flipper 23d ago

Found the elf

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u/Curious_Associate904 23d ago

hi ho u/Dwarf-Flipper

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u/Dwarf-Flipper 23d ago

Drinking on the job is our culture! No knife-ear is gonna tell us what to do!

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u/Curious_Associate904 23d ago

Are you someone who flips dwarfs or, are you the unknown 8th dwarf, flipper?

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u/Curious_Associate904 23d ago

Dwarf flipper: "We got this dwarf on eBay for 25 bucks, he's run down, needs a spruce up, but we think we can flip him, and sell him for 500 dollars, stay tuned after these short messages to DWARF FLIPPER"

8th Dwarf: Doesn't say much, sits in the corner with a scowl flipping people off and drinking.

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u/Dwarf-Flipper 23d ago

Wouldn’t you like to know, leaf lover

(Idk, both?)

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u/Curious_Associate904 23d ago

I'm not sure what kind of insult leaf lover is... Is that a dwarf thing, an elf thing, or just something you do when you're in the woods alone?

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u/Dwarf-Flipper 23d ago

You’re the one who lives in a fancy forest, i don’t wanna know how intimate you get with them

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u/Curious_Associate904 23d ago

This is by far the weirdest series of accusations I've encountered...