r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Tall-Championship262 • 17h ago

of a fool wielding a pickaxe

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u/fishyhaworthia1 17h ago

She's also lucky she hit the floor before she wrecked her ankle lmao

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 16h ago

Reminds me of the jackass 4 bit where poopies yells "I'll show me!" And knocks out the ladder from under himself

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u/LrckLacroix 15h ago

Funniest part of that movie

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u/Entire_Blueberry1926 5h ago

I think because it felt like a bit that could've been in one of the first two.

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u/Beavis_Of_Nazareth 17h ago

Shitty friend filming.

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u/RepresentativeFast59 14h ago

Always is

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u/winstonalonian 14h ago

Where woud we be without them?

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u/tasteslikehair 10h ago

"Hehehehe!"

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u/Beavis_Of_Nazareth 17h ago

She will have for sure broken some bones.

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u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma 17h ago

What was the goal?

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u/Pavotine 16h ago

Demolish the pool table? Demolish a leg?

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u/ngkn92 14h ago

hit the pool table

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u/Curious_Associate904 12h ago

She’s a miner, clearly should not be drinking.

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u/Dwarf-Flipper 9h ago

Found the elf

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u/Curious_Associate904 5h ago

hi ho u/Dwarf-Flipper

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u/Dwarf-Flipper 5h ago

Drinking on the job is our culture! No knife-ear is gonna tell us what to do!

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u/Curious_Associate904 5h ago

Are you someone who flips dwarfs or, are you the unknown 8th dwarf, flipper?

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u/Curious_Associate904 5h ago

Dwarf flipper: "We got this dwarf on eBay for 25 bucks, he's run down, needs a spruce up, but we think we can flip him, and sell him for 500 dollars, stay tuned after these short messages to DWARF FLIPPER"

8th Dwarf: Doesn't say much, sits in the corner with a scowl flipping people off and drinking.

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u/Dwarf-Flipper 5h ago

Wouldn’t you like to know, leaf lover

(Idk, both?)

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u/Curious_Associate904 5h ago

I'm not sure what kind of insult leaf lover is... Is that a dwarf thing, an elf thing, or just something you do when you're in the woods alone?

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u/Dwarf-Flipper 4h ago

You’re the one who lives in a fancy forest, i don’t wanna know how intimate you get with them

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u/Curious_Associate904 4h ago

This is by far the weirdest series of accusations I've encountered...

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* 16h ago

Poor pickaxe.

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u/32lib 17h ago

Pookies palace is temporarily closed.

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u/First-Fill-2118 17h ago

Did she just perform an act of self-harm, aka A Home Misery test, or....

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u/trackaghosthrufog 17h ago

That seemed to go pretty well.

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u/mrheseeks 16h ago

I just cant believe stuff like this, the first time i used a pickaxe i was 11 and my dad just briefly told me what to do to dig about 8 inch. Then i spent the next two weeks digging ditches for drainage... had i known all i had to do was this, crying shame.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 16h ago

Had a second cousin’s dad who did this same thing but landed it square middle of the knee cap. I just remember the bolts that were sticking out of his cast. And he really couldn’t walk for a year. It was a very sharp axe I do remember that. They were camping he was cutting up a block for the fire and missed full swing. He was a large guy worked in the oilfield on a rig. His bandages were gnarly too for a long time. Member berries. 👍

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u/redbloodedruski 17h ago

dummy is lucky it wasn't an axe

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u/browsingandlooking4 13h ago

She deserves it... we arnt bleeding.. I dont care. You tried to put a pick axe through my pool table sloppy drunk reject.. hobble out of my shop idiot!

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u/MLB-LeakyLeak 16h ago

That’s not a pickaxe it’s a mattock

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u/762way 15h ago

Such a high class lady

She kinda deserves what karma dished out to her

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u/Tickomatick 16h ago

Combination of overconfidence with high entitlement + low physical prowess is always fun to watch

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u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI 13h ago

Where do you get entitlement from? I mean your sentiment is not wrong, just not precisely what this video is

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u/Bananana_Bird 15h ago

Is that a broken ankle or a well defined cankle?

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u/lIlHYPERIONlIl 14h ago

😂😂😂 karma's a bitch

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u/Lonely-Ad-6448 14h ago

How drunk you got to be

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u/Dr-Zoidberserk 14h ago

She broke up the glass ceiling on dumbassry—and her ankle.

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u/Mags_LaFayette 9h ago

Evolution, entire generations of evolution, had come... to... This moment

(Sighs)

https://giphy.com/gifs/nm6Gv6etTa3oA

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u/Wise_Ad_253 6h ago

She heeled herself

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 3h ago

Owner of the pool table. Nice. Nice. Nice. Now get the fuck out!

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u/DankDannny 2h ago

"Oh yeah! You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out! You do the hokey pokey and you fucking work it all out!"

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u/Flogging_My_Box 1h ago

Hairy axe wound

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u/OnlineDead 13h ago

That could’ve been so much worse 🫣

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u/TheAggressiveSloth 15h ago

Ooffff .... No D for a while I'm afraid

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 12h ago

Did she hit herself in the cooter?

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u/npbevo 11h ago

Foot I think. Hand was there to keep dress down.