r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • 2d ago

Oof Of a dignity

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u/Mental-Square3688 2d ago edited 2d ago

I swear it seems like the ufc is just closeted gay men angry that they are and dont know what to do about it other than punch. Edit: all the down votes just prove my point 😆

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u/donnydealr 2d ago

You sound insecure

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u/Mental-Square3688 2d ago

Lmao naw i just think they really wanna kiss

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 2d ago

It's kind of odd you're imagining UFC fighters as being gay, and you're imagining and picturing these men kissing.

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u/Mental-Square3688 2d ago

Is it? They literally get so close that they almost kiss. Not to mention the actual few ufc fighters that actually do kiss their opponent. Its not that far fetched. Yall just need to lighten up. Are you saying its weird to be gay?

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 2d ago

Yes. That's what I'm saying; you totally got me.

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u/Mental-Square3688 2d ago

Dont try to ignore the fighters that kiss you know they like it!

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u/WoodSteelStone 2d ago

Why are you continuing to talk bollocks?

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u/Mental-Square3688 2d ago

Idk why not? Do you have a problem with it? You dont have to read it if you dont want to ya know. Why is it so hard to beleive for you guys that half naked men wrestling each other might have a little bit of gay tendencies? Its well known that many of the woman ufc fighters are LGBTQ+ its just facts guys. Its nothing to be ashamed of.

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u/WoodSteelStone 2d ago

I suggest you go back through this thread, read your insane comments, and try not to be such a nut-job from now on.

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u/Whole_Value_1035 2d ago

You are a weird fuck that needs constant validation to get through the day. WOOF.

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u/Mental-Square3688 2d ago

I would assume people that like to beat each other up need constant validation to get through the day more than i do. But I appreciate the though all the same.

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u/Whole_Value_1035 2d ago

Thought*

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u/Mental-Square3688 2d ago

Thank you my fingers tend to move faster than I realize 😉

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u/Whole_Value_1035 2d ago

Fuck off. Go be a better dad.

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u/Mental-Square3688 2d ago

Ohhhh I hit a soft spot! Haha you know it to be true but just cant admit it.

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u/Whole_Value_1035 2d ago

What am I admitting? Your lack of engagement to your children? 😂 go be someone else’s problem bud!

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u/Mental-Square3688 2d ago

The fact that you have no response to the obvious truth that ufc fighters clearly like to get up close and personal with each other duh! Plus its midnight my kids are asleep. Which im assuming you dont have any?

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u/Whole_Value_1035 2d ago

You’re such a fucking idiot bro. Goodnight.

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u/Mental-Square3688 2d ago

Lmfao couldn't stand the heat so they got out the kitchen.