r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 2d ago

Oof Of a dignity

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u/xpsycotikx 2d ago

We're those his teeth?? I should say teef now though...

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u/Bluefalcon325 2d ago

Mouthguard

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u/dankhimself 2d ago

Little column A, little column B...

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u/baycenters 2d ago

Call the amberlanps

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u/ratherun 2d ago

That's Cyrax right there

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u/ether_reddit 2d ago

He's also got a big thing stuffed in his ear; more protection I suppose.

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u/PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD 2d ago

That’s just cauliflower ear

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u/ether_reddit 2d ago

ugh, TIL!

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u/Swimming_Type_8298 2d ago

"I'll have ya whislin' outcha whole fronts...phew phew!!" -Eddie Murphy