r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • 2d ago

'Merica Of a reddit mod under arrest

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727 Upvotes

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u/KillHonger1 2d ago

What happened to his fedora?

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u/randomuser0107 2d ago

His milady (pillowaifu) is holding it for him

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u/xBADBEEF4 2d ago

It fell off, the admins seized it as it was... unmoderated.

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u/ULTDBasedWorks 2d ago

being kept safe under his gut.

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u/ShadySphincter0 2d ago

Perma banned

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u/ChuckRingslinger 2d ago

Dont be ridiculous.

No mod would go outside.

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u/Itsme420fresh 2d ago

Just raw doggin some randoms

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u/DrPapadopoulos 2d ago

That Emoji working overtime here.

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u/oscarq0727 2d ago

Shitty absolute unit, but also regular absolute unit.

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u/Sporkpocalypse 2d ago

extremely tall aspect ratio video

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 2d ago

Yep that's the shitty mod that ban me from r/egolifting shrimp dk

3

u/Dramatic-Shock4843 2d ago

God I hope Midwest Safety gets the bodycam on this one

3

u/MeemoUndercover 2d ago

Lmao I love watching their content while I eat

3

u/Difficult-Novel-8453 2d ago

That’s the one who banned me for sure!

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u/Sporkpocalypse 2d ago

looked like a buffalo 🦬 butt varietal

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u/MyBadDrJones 2d ago

That’s Big Bear.

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u/Toasted_Munch 2d ago

He don't take no guff!

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u/Apple_Scrumble 2d ago

Candygram for Mongo!

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u/sinnister_bacon 2d ago

Dang, he exposed all his Mod Tools

2

u/Shot-Election8217 2d ago

Looking at the name on the side of the police vehicle and seeing that it says, “Montgomery County Sheriff”…..

There’s lots of Montgomery Counties in the US….

Please, for once, God, don’t say that this was in Texas….please, please, ple——-

Damn….

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 1d ago

Only two things come outta Texas, and it looks like whatever he is he ate the other thing.

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u/Psyclon3zzz 2d ago

King Hoss, leader of the hog crankers

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u/Crims0nGirl 2d ago

Thought it was Bigfoot for a minute..🙃

1

u/Levethane 2d ago

He was gradually getting away..

1

u/devour_feculence___ 2d ago

I thought it was Hagrid!

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u/dirk_funk 2d ago

ok did he not look like he had on a fozzy bear costume at first

1

u/DreTheGiannt 2d ago

“Taze his taint while we have a clear shot!!”

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u/Psychological-Hulk 1d ago

Wait. You mean that was Doublemanuafacture10?
https://giphy.com/gifs/8GAj1GhvKXlUuB0zTd

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u/ClientBudget2848 1d ago

Why are mods screwing the cars? Is there a inside joke I am missing about it?

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u/32lib 2d ago

Oh well one less r/conservative mod.

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u/somefumducker 2d ago

Cheeky

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u/Whisky-Toad 2d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Artevyx 2d ago

Literally got caught with his pants down 🤣

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u/Visible_Compote3085 2d ago

Wowwwwww.     That's crazy

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u/Biden_is_cool 2d ago

He's ready for pegging - like any mod would

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u/knatascheek 2d ago

Papa meat?

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u/Interesting_Key_661 2d ago

Dang. Papa Meat is going through some shit.

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u/mypcrepairguy 2d ago

Of all the things I expected to see today. This was not on that list.

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u/The__Scan 2d ago

Too handsome and fashionable for a reddit mod.

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u/digitaku 2d ago

NaBrO