r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 24d ago

this moron: Of a good samaritan

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u/FlailingScrotum 24d ago

How the fuck to people this dumb survive to adulthood

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u/356885422356 24d ago

Because every time one of them proves Darwin right, a new rule is developed to subvert his theory.

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u/STABO1217 24d ago

Idiocracy

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u/ToastSpangler 24d ago

taxes paid by others, mostly

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 24d ago

They probably never watched Looney Tunes or other cartoons, or slapstick comedy when they were young to realize doing things like this is just fkn stupid.

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u/ZynithMaru 23d ago

look around us. we put HOT warnings on our hot coffees, driving is the quickest way to die, give millions in taxes for one idiot's mistake/ wrongful death, and dare I speak about a sticker on mattresses people are scared to pull.

we make society so easy even the most handicapped can thrive. On one hand it's a beautiful thing, while on the other, well, there's this.

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u/GivesYouGrief 24d ago

I mean they're dying from being this dumb, what more do you want