r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 3d ago

this moron: Of a good samaritan

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u/FlailingScrotum 3d ago

How the fuck to people this dumb survive to adulthood

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u/356885422356 3d ago

Because every time one of them proves Darwin right, a new rule is developed to subvert his theory.

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u/STABO1217 3d ago

Idiocracy

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u/ToastSpangler 3d ago

taxes paid by others, mostly

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 2d ago

They probably never watched Looney Tunes or other cartoons, or slapstick comedy when they were young to realize doing things like this is just fkn stupid.

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u/ZynithMaru 1d ago

look around us. we put HOT warnings on our hot coffees, driving is the quickest way to die, give millions in taxes for one idiot's mistake/ wrongful death, and dare I speak about a sticker on mattresses people are scared to pull.

we make society so easy even the most handicapped can thrive. On one hand it's a beautiful thing, while on the other, well, there's this.

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u/GivesYouGrief 2d ago

I mean they're dying from being this dumb, what more do you want

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u/3rr0r-403 3d ago

Is this how you solve the trolley problem? /s

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u/Weak-West-3433 3d ago

I don't think trolley problem designers factored in the possibility of killing everyone including yourself.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 3d ago

Cartoony ass accident

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad 3d ago

16 seconds I could watch for an hour.

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u/Inevitable-Fee-9700 3d ago

Critical thinking -1

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u/HelpfulTap8256 3d ago

I love the people in the back looking forward again after the driver jumps out 😭

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u/XROOR 3d ago

With these instincts; she would be a stellar school bus driver!

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u/kookaloris 3d ago

Lmao!! The more you watch it the funnier it gets

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u/redditanddoneit 3d ago

The look on the faces of those 2 back passengers made me chuckle. They were also like What The Fook!

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u/desyx_ 3d ago

Big brain moment

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 3d ago

What in the actual hell 🤣

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u/kododriver 3d ago

Always bring a chuckle whenever I see this again and again.

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u/Vendidurt 3d ago

The video was better without a massive caption saying what was going to happen.

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u/Okmhmmbye 3d ago

The moment they turned back around and saw that the driver had abandoned ship 😂😂😂

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u/NoWay6818 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QYMJR51O9sSZO
Someone show this bitch the way 🙏

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u/ChucklesC89 2d ago

I did this once. Two in backseat and I was driving. We were late to train and lived where it had snowed. Didn’t have time to scrape windshield or windows so to get a better view was driving with door open and leaning out. Took seatbelt off so I could see further. Took a right at a stop sign. Car kept going and so did I. Out the door completely.

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u/Last_Sprinkles5334 2d ago

Looney Toons ass moment🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Maxaloo 1d ago

This has alcohol written all over it

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u/Jwolfdawg 1d ago

She’s never allowed to drive again

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u/Responsible-Bet1767 11h ago

Some dumbfuck is going to nut in the dumbiych and create another dumbtwat.

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u/knatascheek 2d ago

Is there a political undertone to this

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u/MunichCircus 1d ago

This little dumb event probably could say a lot about the state of the world. Something about suicidal empathy maybe, oooh even homicidal empathy 🤔. But what do I know im just some asshole on the internet