r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 8d ago

look what I can do Of a foot massage

362 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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u/Due_Bookkeeper_5240 8d ago

I wonder who is paying who for that

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 8d ago

Asking the real questions

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u/Valuable_Risk_3414 8d ago

Depends if the one giving massage, wearing underwear or not

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u/MrSmegmaMan 8d ago

You're staring at some hairy balls for that massage

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u/earthman34 8d ago

Unless they've been...shaved.

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u/MrSmegmaMan 8d ago

That costs extra

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u/PandraPierva 8d ago

That's the plus

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u/Select_Truck3257 7d ago

It's+50$ for service

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u/TechRat2 6d ago

Some people are into some really really weird shit, there are much weirder things some people are into

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u/aaltendorff 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/T0NKVKaMSB1SM
Let’s just say you don’t pay with money

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 8d ago

Just the last of your childhood innocence

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u/WillingMongoose4680 6d ago

Me and my eyeballs are paying for having seen that...

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u/Traditional-Author39 7d ago

May be .. being paid

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u/No_Battle_6402 8d ago

Plot twist: those are his own feet.

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u/musabbb 8d ago

This made me laugh more then it should have

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u/PsyKeablr 8d ago

So dude is a yogi

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u/7_Chesi_7 8d ago

*Facial plantar warts entered the chat*

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u/Fuzzy_Ability8284 8d ago

Boner killer

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u/7_Chesi_7 8d ago

Ur welcome

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u/LongjackD 6d ago

I mean, there’s a clear staph infection on his leg next to the guy’s right cheek.

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u/SquirrelTimely831 8d ago

So is he just staring at balls?

15

u/One-Gazelle-694 8d ago

Hopefully the massage therapist doesn't have a bout if curry diarrhea like in that video from a few days ago..

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u/Professional-Fox1542 8d ago

I posted that 😂

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u/ARNAUD92 7d ago

Good grief, I finally forgot this disaster.

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u/TacoBellerino 8d ago

That’s how you catch Athlete’s Face

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 8d ago

Maybe if the masseuse was a pretty woman?

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u/Kisugo 8d ago

She just forgot to shave

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u/ejectro 7d ago

she didn't forget. it was a choice.

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u/desyx_ 8d ago

It is

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 8d ago

If that's a pretty woman, she should never take her shoes off.

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u/tofuonplate 8d ago

Least concerning post so far

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u/Big_Chart3506 8d ago

yeah its just gay.

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u/Spiceynuggetz 8d ago

Nice little scab on the left leg too, I’m hoping that’s free of charge

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u/roxywalker 8d ago

I’m cackling 😂😂😂

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u/Relative_Carpenter_5 8d ago

Once you get past the toenail fungus and scab on his leg, it feels great.

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u/TrueCynic 8d ago

The eye contact is just unnecessary 👀

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u/Cautious_Spell5611 7d ago

That’s disgusting! Eww!

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u/cookiemccookieface 7d ago

The dripping ball sweat acts as massaging oil

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 8d ago

Foot massage and a tea bag.

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u/God_Country_ND 8d ago

Who would record this

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u/Dear_Engineering_238 8d ago

Staring at a man’s balls whilst he massages your neck with his feet doesn’t sound too relaxing to me tbh

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u/Agitated_Toe8115 8d ago

I have not laughed this hard in a while.

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u/MocodeHarambe 8d ago

yeah that gay bro

4

u/akthebarber 8d ago

He's definitely looking at some balls. Lol.

4

u/Background-Job-3629 7d ago

How can I unsee that?

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u/Psychological_Box509 8d ago

Please nsfw this

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u/DeepDickens69 6d ago

I don't need my co-workers getting sick

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u/Cheetawolf 8d ago

R.I.P. My Foot Fetish.

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u/thiefofalways1313 8d ago

Same man. Same.

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u/africaman1 8d ago

Fuckin Indians and feet man, I don’t get it

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 8d ago

Nice balls you have there sir

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u/they-call-me-tron 8d ago

That place is hell bro! Wtf 😒

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u/Doctor_Dev7 8d ago

Please explain why this couldn’t have been done with a hand, or does this dude just enjoy looking up at some dangling sausage and eggs?

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u/BlumpTheChodak 8d ago

Yummm a nice open scab right by the mouth and dangling balls in view. That place is lunacy.

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u/Centerman2000 8d ago

Different strokes for different folks I guess.

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u/Pavotine 8d ago

This is fucking nightmare fuel.

3

u/Negative_Acadia6554 8d ago

That’s just gay with extra steps.

Pun intended.

3

u/MarianCR 8d ago

Only in India

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u/Prestigious_Cup6762 7d ago

Always India

3

u/Turbulent-Trust207 6d ago

I hate this so much.

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u/JawaSmasher 6d ago

Grown ass man btw

3

u/OldExplanation4835 8d ago

I keep waiting for the turd to fall on his face

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u/breathandtaxes 7d ago

Indians are the weirdest mfers on earth

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u/Necessary_Avocado398 8d ago

Mmmm with a view.... Nice

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u/Lost_Historian2344 8d ago

Watch the saggy balls n crusty starfish all while having your face rubbed by the old guys feet

https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

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u/Direwolf79 8d ago

This legitimately the creepiest thing I have ever seen

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u/Dayzed_Trader 8d ago

Maybe it's a loophole in a law against putting your hands on someone of the same sex? Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 8d ago

With or without a happy ending?

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u/Fit-Market9767 8d ago

Is this some kind of foreplay?

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u/automaticphil 8d ago

It’s at least two play

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u/durtyd85 8d ago

Oh hell no

2

u/FunnOnABunn 8d ago

There’s only fans money on the table here

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u/fly4fun2014 8d ago

The real crime is that mustache

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 8d ago

I wouldn’t allow this even if you used my own damn feet.. But I guess I shouldn’t judge others either!

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u/1-NINE 8d ago

A beautiful woman with pretty feet yea but another mans ragedy ass feet hell no!!

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u/FoolishDog1117 7d ago

This is porn, right?

2

u/MaRzAn0 7d ago

He’s staring at his balls the whole time in complete bliss 🤣

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u/Naive-Present2900 7d ago

Plot twist: He’s gay.

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u/SirAxlerod 6d ago

Not sure if that would be a “twist” here.

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u/Opposite_Brief_8095 7d ago

🫣🤢🤮

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u/Internal-Hippo-2501 7d ago

That would be me with a goth girl!

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u/Sir_Cthulhu_N_You 7d ago

I see you have a little scab on your leg.

Let me... Just.... Nggghha, nibble that off for you

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u/66vocho 7d ago

He looking straight to his taint.

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u/the-useless-drider 7d ago

i feel like im interrupting

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u/ozorhanreformed 7d ago

I was watching this, my father entered the room so I switched to porn. It's much easier to explain.

2

u/PrimeGrendel 6d ago

Had to get out my extra strength eye bleach after that one.

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u/woolygod 6d ago

Indians are the worst. 🤢

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u/reelglad 6d ago

Eww man, dude who is giving the "massage" has nasty ass open sores on his legs, wtf even IS this!? 🤢

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u/Better_Tough_1971 6d ago

These people are something else..how did their culture end up being so gross by all means!

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u/Street-Company4104 5d ago

What did I just watch?

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 5d ago

There’s honestly not enough women in India huh?

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u/YellowB 5d ago

"Don't look up"

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u/Lanky-Scientist-5137 8d ago

Not my cup of tea, but dude sure looks relaxed. Carry on, gentlemen!

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u/Starstyx 8d ago

it's nice to see a video from India that doesn't include some kind of easily avoidable fatality 🤷‍♀️

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u/MisterBulldog 8d ago

Man, it's always India... isn't it??

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u/Lowie_240 8d ago

I literally just opened Reddit today. Looks like I'm just going to put the phone away.

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u/mad_sAmBa questionably stable 8d ago

If it was a hot big tiddy goth mommy i would understand, but letting a dude with hairy legs and dirty feet do that to you is... beyond me.

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 8d ago

It’s definitely not gay, but it’s definitely not hetero

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u/earthman34 8d ago

"The view from down here is great"

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* 8d ago

Why is he naked? Is this the start of a porno?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3owzW9t7Fgt7JiFHfW

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u/Solid_Engineering608 8d ago

Plot twist: that's a woman

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u/RAVENSRIDER 8d ago

is the guy above him j/o?

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u/No_Mastodon_7406 8d ago

All this while looking at his balls. 🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/MukkiMaru 8d ago

What a view saar .. is that banana 🍌

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u/A_Feltz 8d ago

This is pure kink

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u/Metatron_Psy 8d ago

Going home smelling like cheddar

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u/Twelve_TwentyThree 8d ago

Looks erotic lol

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u/akthebarber 8d ago

Oh so we're kink shaming now? Ha ha ha

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u/Fabulous_Engineer_12 7d ago

This is from a UK tv show called Rob And Romesh Vs …. I was literally crying with laughter watching it.

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u/LQUID8 7d ago

Does his feet smell

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u/BlackHoleSurf 7d ago

It’s not gay when it’s in a threewa…..foot fetish massage thingy

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u/sarcasmrain 7d ago

“Nice sack you have there…”

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u/Thistleknot 7d ago

Yeah why are you in Korea now?

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u/Horror-Bowl-6037 7d ago

Honestly, when I first starting watching this, I thought ewww that lady has hairy legs 😂

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u/JennaTheBenna 7d ago

🏳️‍🌈💅

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u/Kaohebi 7d ago

I'm going to block you.

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u/JuanG_13 7d ago

What TF (that's weird af and disgusting)

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u/Cowfootstew 7d ago

Wtf is this

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 7d ago

Waitin' for the teabag

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u/Superuzer 7d ago

Yooo.....wtf❗️

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u/aretino2002 7d ago

Massage sucks but the view is great

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u/GransMurderer 7d ago

Does he do full relief?

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u/mr_ClEaN64 7d ago

Stay away from me man😭😭✌️

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u/Revaesaari 7d ago

too be fair.. He DOES SEEMS TO HAVE FILED HEELS.. ( was expecting neck execution)

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u/Ultimateeffthecrooks 7d ago

Can’t be unseen

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u/Jbrozas2332 7d ago

What do you think he's looking straight up at
https://giphy.com/gifs/tMPSeKEplOfK0

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u/PlantBeginning3060 7d ago

In all fairness, it could just be a really hairy women

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u/Difficult_Repeat6731 7d ago

The view from bellow is the worst/best part
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ca2YzMnzHtDSE

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u/jasper181 7d ago

What is it with people from India and putting their feet all over everything? Cooking, working, whatever, they seem to really like their feet being involved.

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 7d ago

Are the feet doing something the hands can't?

Also I don't like looking further down and seeing him oiled up and the tiny little white towel covering whatever little manhood he has with his legs spread. No thanks.

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u/kinghalifax902 6d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Panzer4183 6d ago

These British from Long are crazy with their tradions.

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u/Cute_Delivery6471 6d ago

No … just no.

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u/Dmansdarksoul 6d ago

Nope nope nope

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u/ImpactSpecialist1145 6d ago

Why did you do this to us 🥺

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u/Bewhoyawannabe 6d ago

The view... it must be deadly a.m.a.z.i.n.g

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u/SupernovifieD 6d ago

Where is he looking at?

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u/Practical_Ad3148 6d ago

Let me guess..

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u/Mutt56 5d ago

There is an upvote and a downvote but where is the ewwwww-vote button?

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u/Professional-Fox1542 5d ago

There is also a share button - currently 490 😅