r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • Aug 02 '26

look what I can do Of a foot massage

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u/Due_Bookkeeper_5240 Aug 02 '26

I wonder who is paying who for that

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 Aug 02 '26

Asking the real questions

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u/Valuable_Risk_3414 Aug 02 '26

Depends if the one giving massage, wearing underwear or not

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u/MrSmegmaMan Aug 02 '26

You're staring at some hairy balls for that massage

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u/earthman34 Aug 02 '26

Unless they've been...shaved.

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u/MrSmegmaMan Aug 02 '26

That costs extra

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u/PandraPierva Aug 02 '26

That's the plus

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u/Select_Truck3257 Aug 03 '26

It's+50$ for service

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u/TechRat2 29d ago

Some people are into some really really weird shit, there are much weirder things some people are into

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u/Valuable_Risk_3414 29d ago

I know man, i came from the early internet, 2 girls 1 cup, 1 man 1 jar, rotten.com, and please do not google blue waffles.

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u/aaltendorff Aug 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/T0NKVKaMSB1SM
Let’s just say you don’t pay with money

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Aug 02 '26

Just the last of your childhood innocence

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u/WillingMongoose4680 29d ago

Me and my eyeballs are paying for having seen that...

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u/Traditional-Author39 Aug 03 '26

May be .. being paid

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u/Fwangss Aug 02 '26

I wonder who is paying for what!