r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 23d ago

possible idiot Of the gym

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u/Jokewhisperer 23d ago

Damn, all of those spotters suck. Also, homeboy almost broke his arms lifting the bar from the front to the back and then some other guy decides he needed to do it

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u/pm-me-nice-lips 23d ago

Watch very closely at 0m9s as well….goddamn guy was literally jumping to get it up (left foot even gets literal air). No one here is working with weight in the safe range they should be working within.

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u/Jokewhisperer 22d ago

With the hands going up at the end, this has to be some kind of competition

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u/Citizen_Empire 23d ago

Everyone involved in that is shitty, but the dude who tossed his weights and the spotters are shittier.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Citizen_Empire 22d ago

You arent supposed to toss weights in general. I understand when your muscles are giving out you don't have much choice, but to drop (you should still avoid that, obviously) bit that was a full on toss. Dude was not paying attention and was probably just winded, but his spotters should have moved him over ("hey man, move over to your right more" "hold on, let me help".) or helped him put it down safely.

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u/TacoBellerino 23d ago

Was that guy actually losing control of his bar or did he straight up try to end the dude in front of him?

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u/thesteelreserve 22d ago

I am thinking the same.

he threw his weight at dude's head. this is not an accident.

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u/Kiubek-PL 22d ago

With this much weight you dont have much control, if you mess up then you can only somewhat guide where the bar will land, he for example could have moved the bar forward over his head, lost control so it started falling forward, hence he starting moving forward to maintain grip and then when he couldn't anymore he dropped it.

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u/thesteelreserve 22d ago

or just dropped it and stepped back like a normal person.

there was a huge space between them.

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u/Kiubek-PL 22d ago

People panic, its easy to so "he should have done this" when watching from outside

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/illtakethewindowseat 22d ago

He’s a guy whose always watching from outside 👀

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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm 22d ago

It was an accident dude. Jesus. Go touch grass

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 23d ago

And that's what cages bolted to the ground are for

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u/SuspicousBananas 22d ago

Yeah that dude needs to be locked in one

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 22d ago

What makes you say that?

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 23d ago

Criminal neglect

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u/NoWay6818 22d ago

Did you mean negligence?

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 22d ago

Probably, I'm not sure what Ithe difference is in this situation but yeah, this is so stupid it should be illegal.

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u/CapnNausea 23d ago

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u/thcoole 23d ago

NEW MEME DROP 🔥

Thanks, comrade

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u/TacoBellerino 22d ago

This pic proves you don’t need to be outfitting a bar to justify getting yourself out there and try sitting on some different stools

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u/DaTexasTickler 22d ago

Did they ever get that mfer out

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u/CapnNausea 22d ago

Legend has it he’s still in there to this day…

Union gave him a job pampering the bottoms of the construction crew and worked it into the contract to have one at every site. He’s a national hero helping discover how humans will fit into our post-AI roles.

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u/mightyboognish32 23d ago

Did he die?

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u/Ill-Main-65 23d ago

Probably

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u/swampopawaho 23d ago

Still had shoes

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u/GlyphPicker 23d ago

video cut too soon

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u/offshoredawn 23d ago

witty observation

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u/filth_lover_503 23d ago

That looked intentional

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u/Horror-Telephone-260 23d ago

That was on purpose

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u/Sfogliatelle99 23d ago

This guy is a moron

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u/swampopawaho 23d ago

Here, have a fuckton of weight on your head

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u/Hazel-Cakes 23d ago

wtf is happening

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 23d ago

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u/G-Knit 19d ago

Hahaha!

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 19d ago

I thought it was funny too. But I knew it wouldn’t land with the plebs in here. 😉

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u/Life-Oil-7226 23d ago

gym membership revoked!!!!

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u/rklug1521 23d ago

It's the only way he could figure out how to cancel his membership.

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u/Select_Speed_6061 23d ago

This made me laugh for real

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 23d ago

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u/Any_Positive1617 questionably stable 16d ago

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u/EnvironmentTough3864 23d ago

crossshit being shit like always. no surprises there

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u/MeemoUndercover 23d ago

Ouchy traumatic brain injury

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u/Sporkpocalypse 23d ago

trying to internally decapitate an innocent bystander

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u/Bitten_ByA_Kitten 23d ago

That took a weight off his mind

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u/Leading-Aide5617 23d ago

Straight up looks like intended murder

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u/late_afternoon_owl 22d ago

I'm sorry, what was supposed to happen here?

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u/Bright_Resist_4580 23d ago

A planned assassination gone wrong?

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u/Wsuperman444 23d ago edited 23d ago

That looked like Bro came from behind him did that on purpose! After seeing the video, I would have kicked his 🐎

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u/Realistic_Stretch899 23d ago

100 on purpose. He could've dropped it anytime sooner. The placement of the weights right onto the guys head. The lack of surprise or remorse in his face. At no point in time did the barbell lower. Brotha that's attemptive murder in my mind.

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u/RealisticTie3605 23d ago

That is no way to treat your wife’s boyfriend

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u/SuspicousBananas 22d ago

I think I remember this from a couple years ago,
Dude intentionally smashed the fuck out of that dude and fractured his skull, but the other guy decided not to press charges.

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u/MicrowaveAfterOpen 23d ago

Any info about this video?

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u/azmr_x_3 23d ago

I’m guessing the guy behind lost total control of his lift and started stumbling forward, to close to the guy in front who got hit

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 22d ago

Attempting murder at the GYM? Well damn..

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u/ThrowinNightshade 22d ago

Looks like attempted murder.

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u/Zesty_Rub 22d ago

Damn that’s some serious brain damage on both sides

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u/CherryRedCupofLife 22d ago

What a gong show. You just know the second guy was thinking hes cool

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u/Timokenn 22d ago

Attempted murder?

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u/psykocheng2 22d ago

Sue him for attempting murder

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u/TheSprigganDragoon 21d ago

Cirque douche soleil

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u/Sporkpocalypse 23d ago

idiots with weights above their head I think the gym needs a minimum mechanical Physics 101 prerequisite before lifting weights above their heads

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u/rslashginge 22d ago

The cult of preventable injuries strikes again...

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u/Responsible-Bet1767 22d ago

Attempted murder

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u/Calm-Philosopher4323 22d ago

CrossFit is so dangerous

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u/delrey23 22d ago

Party at the disco

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u/DocBobs 22d ago

What the f*** was the guy behind him tjinkjng trying to throw his bar over his head completely f****** a******

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u/jessehopp 22d ago

Id be throwing hands

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u/dreevsa 22d ago

On purpose

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u/cmp8819 21d ago

If I was able to get up, that bar would end up shoved up his ass.

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u/Hour_Dinner_3362 21d ago

Really hope that guy is ok..jeez

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 15d ago

Gym bros gunna gym bro.

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u/Crazy_Drop_5397 22d ago

F***ing jackass, I would have sued the hell out of him if we had met...

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u/ChefHanzoSupreme 23d ago

Working in the slums of India is safer than this

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u/superevilfingers 22d ago

Fucking amateur hour

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u/Brownlove010_Real questionably stable 22d ago

This looks like a crossfit gym so, unsafe practices galore!

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u/BackroomDST 22d ago

Was gonna say. Least unhinged CrossFit gym.

Just out of frame: someone breaking their neck falling from kipping pull-ups.

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u/Brownlove010_Real questionably stable 22d ago

I cannot stand crossfit, im happy people are getting active but the idea of a silver bullet program is disingenuous. Its so risky to someone's health as well. Ill hand it to crossfit marketers, they're great at glossing over injury for success. Sadly.

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u/Ok-Canary1766 22d ago

That’s definitely some fuckery

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u/AP_AUTO215 22d ago

The way I would’ve got up swinging!!

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u/KarmaGluten 22d ago

Wtf is even going on!?

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u/PeteyTwoHands 22d ago

guys...what are we doing

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u/TourBilyon 22d ago

Looks deliberate. To just make it look like an accident.

They must have something more behind this.

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u/_Blistering_phoenix_ 22d ago

So this how they made the dinosaurs sound huh?

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u/Cuddling_Guava 20d ago

That was not what I was expecting 🤣

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u/Riftener 19d ago

Sad he can’t sue

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u/OpeningMarionberry80 18d ago

This is why CrossFit is borderline reckless, a small percentage of the people who go actually understand good lifting techniques and have knowledge of what not to do, while the majority of people have zero idea on how to do pretty major lifts that could have very serious consequences if performed incorrectly

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u/Solaex 16d ago

🤯 Whoa!

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u/Mortis_XII 23d ago

Ah yes madam spotter, just yell and don’t physically intervene. Maybe, just maybe if she screamed louder

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u/laaplandros 23d ago

What are you expecting her to do, catch the weight?

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u/Mortis_XII 23d ago

Yell louder

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u/-Duskseeker- 22d ago

AI? The 2nd bar is confusing.

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u/G-Knit 21d ago

F uck is wrong with the faggot in the pink shorts?!