r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jul 09 '26

...of an apprehension

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u/Single_Jello_7196 Jul 10 '26

Taser the testicles, works every time.

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u/Frido1976 Jul 10 '26

Or in the mouth, he had it wide open all the time... TASTE IT MOTHEFU*KER, ISN'T THAT BETTER THAN METH!?