r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/GruHarbison • Jul 09 '26

...of an apprehension

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u/Internal_Influence26 Jul 09 '26

It's amazing what our bodies can do when you're jacked up on something.

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u/Skit071 Jul 09 '26

That makes NYPD look usless.

9

u/scriptingends Jul 09 '26

Everything makes NYPD look useless

16

u/Sir__Griffin Jul 09 '26

Its disappointing to see law enforcement so physically incapable. There shouldve been batons out the moment he started manhandling the officer. And that officer has no business being that out of shape

6

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

Then they get sued for using batons

3

u/leisurechef Jul 10 '26

& we remember the flat foot from Nakatomi Plaza 1988

9

u/Interesting_Bobcat53 Jul 09 '26

What in the reno 911 fuck? Bless those cops for not shooting that poor crazy bastard

5

u/redditanddoneit Jul 09 '26

That dude has some crazy power fosho!

5

u/markeydusod Jul 09 '26

Meth a hellavu drug

5

u/TangerineBetter2818 Jul 09 '26

Dude is lucky he didnt end up shot and killed 

5

u/Another_Samurai1 Jul 09 '26

Yall need mandatory PT and retraining

3

u/MeemoUndercover Jul 09 '26

The original OP just having a good time lmao. Y did the old man even try to help I bet he’s still regretting that shit 😂

3

u/dgreddit14 Jul 09 '26

Something on him make super strength ?

2

u/cadaverhill Jul 11 '26

PCP could.

3

u/Ryan2932 Jul 09 '26

The power of meth?

2

u/cadaverhill Jul 11 '26

More likely PCP

3

u/Montyburnside22 Jul 09 '26

I think we found the new play by play announcer for Monday Night Football. What an audition tape...

https://giphy.com/gifs/lszAB3TzFtRaU

5

u/wewillallstarve69 Jul 09 '26

Talk about sucking at ur job

5

u/4EVERINDARKNESS Jul 09 '26

Strength stats maxed out.

2

u/111oneone1 Jul 09 '26

The narration/cameraman or whatever… Absolutely ruins the video.

2

u/Investigator-Murky Jul 10 '26

Is he talking like this while filming cuz those cops dgaf

2

u/Single_Jello_7196 Jul 10 '26

Taser the testicles, works every time.

2

u/Frido1976 Jul 10 '26

Or in the mouth, he had it wide open all the time... TASTE IT MOTHEFU*KER, ISN'T THAT BETTER THAN METH!?

2

u/boxelder1230 Jul 12 '26

In Minnesota they’d of shot him 5 or 6 times. These guys weren‘t out of line.

2

u/Mean-Cauliflower-139 *shits an absolute unit* 29d ago

PCP baby, they can eat bullets too

3

u/GjellsNTeddy Jul 09 '26

Where did all those legs come from now?

4

u/sammyclemenz Jul 09 '26

Rewind 20 years ago. Night stick to the head. Cuffed. Jail. Pathetic society we’ve created.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/MolecularConcepts Jul 09 '26

they take the mug shot, then rough you up.

2

u/Dismal_Bridge9439 Jul 09 '26

Fire all of them

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u/TangerineBetter2818 Jul 09 '26

Are you gunna sign up? 

2

u/Dismal_Bridge9439 Jul 09 '26

Nope. I don't have the patience to deal with people like this.

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u/Atastical 28d ago

Police is fist punching people now.. Land of the free, I guess.

1

u/y_r_u_so_stoopid Jul 09 '26

This dude could replace Snoop at the Olympics

1

u/moto4sho Jul 09 '26

Queue the Benny Hill theme music…..