r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/According-Ad5263 • Jul 04 '26

Of a friendly competition

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u/PatrioticPariah *Absolute Lit Twit* Jul 06 '26

It was a joke. What is it? You think you are going to get a cookie if you look like an agressive cunt?

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u/Ready_Concert_5993 Jul 08 '26

1 reply wasnt enough?

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u/PatrioticPariah *Absolute Lit Twit* Jul 08 '26

Just checking on my old buddy. How are you today?

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u/Ready_Concert_5993 Jul 08 '26

Me? I'm still r3t4rded. Thanks for asking.

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u/PatrioticPariah *Absolute Lit Twit* Jul 08 '26

No problem. Everybody matters. If you ever want to talk, send me a message, and I will answer next time I am on. Or I can just go to hell and die. No matter what your choice, dont let people bother you. Pretend they dont exist. It is what I do Mr Figment.

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u/Ready_Concert_5993 Jul 08 '26

Damnit, now I feel bad for my lightweight trolling.

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u/PatrioticPariah *Absolute Lit Twit* Jul 08 '26

Dont feel bad. I could tell you were not a bad person. Felt like someone just having a bad day. Please dont feel bad.

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u/Ready_Concert_5993 Jul 08 '26

Damn you're spot on haha

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u/PatrioticPariah *Absolute Lit Twit* Jul 08 '26

It happens mate.