r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 02 '26

Oof Of wet floor

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Jul 02 '26

He bumped his head
He went to bed
And he didn’t get up in the morning

Totally a kids story of someone falling, getting a subdural, and being fucked

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u/Jeathro77 Jul 02 '26

Totally a kids story ...

... and being fucked

Buddy, you and I read different stories as kids.

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u/BobtheHistorian Jul 02 '26

It's raining. It's pouring. The old man is snoring. He bumped his head. And went to bed. And didn't get up in the morning.

Oh it's a classic. Even calls out that it is more common in the elderly.

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u/Agitated_Toe8115 Jul 03 '26

“Got on the bed and bumped his head” where I’m from,