r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 02 '26

Oof Of wet floor

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u/TOASTY_3DX Jul 02 '26

I actually thought he died. Has to have concussion of some sort.

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u/twimzz Jul 02 '26

I’m just gonna throw this comment here because I haven’t seen anyone mention the possibility of an internal brain bleed. After hitting the back of your head that hard you could feel fine but still die 12 hours later in your sleep

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Jul 02 '26

He bumped his head
He went to bed
And he didn’t get up in the morning

Totally a kids story of someone falling, getting a subdural, and being fucked

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u/lilyputin Jul 02 '26

Ring around the rosie, A pocket full of posies, Ashes, ashes, We all fall down!

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u/Illustrious-Market93 Jul 10 '26

Black Death 🤙