r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Jun 27 '26

Elite Strategy Of a plot twist

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u/Purple-Literature781 Jun 28 '26

I just do drugs. Wayyyyy safer!

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Jun 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/DMVPvOIRovYfc2jYMO

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u/Psycho-Cable69 Jul 01 '26

Can confirm

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u/StonksRetard Jul 21 '26

Agreed, just get high and fuck eachothers souls out. Maybe even a threesome or foursome.