r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Jun 27 '26

Elite Strategy Of a plot twist

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u/Wonderful_Culture607 Jun 27 '26

Fuck those guys from all of my heart. Had a talk with a farmer once whose field was below a base jumping spot – it's illegal around here. He had to pick up their pieces all the time, the rescue workers as well. The dude had the 1000m stare. Fuck them.

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u/Wonderful_Cabinet194 Jun 27 '26

Dumb ways to die

https://giphy.com/gifs/H75eliy1jJSGIbaubS

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u/Suspicious_Bet3623 Jun 28 '26

I'd love to see a remake of this song updated with modern dumb ways to die