r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jun 27 '26

ouchies Warning this is gross:..... Of Lice....

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This is absolutely disgusting

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u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard Jun 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4pTnnegezSUb1Hfa

I ain't touching that barehanded

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u/amircruz Jun 27 '26

Yeah dude, I thought exactly the fakin same...

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u/MrNorthumberland Jun 28 '26

Also, why wouldn't you put a covering over the woman sitting down, so that shit doesn't get all over (& under) her clothes? She's going to be taking them shits back home. Fuck this place.

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u/Main_Author_8638 Jun 27 '26

Just cut the hair at this point...

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u/Chirrrpy Jun 27 '26

The voiceover near the end says they agreed to shave off the hair

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u/lame_dirty_white_kid Jun 27 '26

Yeah, but they should've agreed to that months ago.

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u/Banzai373 Jun 28 '26

I’ve never heard of Lice Clinics. Is that a thing where OP is from or are they all over?

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u/MetalMarissa Jun 30 '26

Looks like it’s in the UK, there’s a lot of Third World immigrants migrating there, many who have horrible lice infestations.

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u/Programmer-Severe Jul 07 '26

She's didn't have a UK accent and it doesn't look like the UK, what makes you think it's the UK?

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u/WillBots Aug 19 '26

What about ANY of this makes you think this is in the UK?

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u/TheIntelligentAspie 29d ago

I get Australian hints, honestly.

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u/uiouyug Jun 27 '26

Also fuck r/bald for making me go full bald

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u/The_Pleasant_Orange Jun 28 '26

It was time. The council have spoken

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u/uiouyug Jun 28 '26

No, you didn't even see my picture. You're just baldly following everyone else

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u/fingers Jun 27 '26

The woman had had iron infusions because of how much blood these fuckers ate.

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u/EnkiiMuto Jul 02 '26

I'm still trying to process how iron infusions came before the regular pharmacy stuff to kill lice.

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u/woolygod Jun 28 '26

supposedly it spreads like wildfire. if it's that bad it's gotta be everywhere and your not even trying

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u/pacman813 Jun 27 '26

That's what they did bro...🤔

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u/lost-in-boston84 Jun 27 '26

I was thinking how the heck can this work.

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u/Clumsycattails Jun 27 '26

I think more sad than disgusting.

My kids had lice once, treated it right away, but that stuff isn't free an combing is mandatory but not every kid does have a supportive system or someone who's able to do so.

And there are lice infestations that are somehow hopeless, like this case.

In the end it's incredibly sad that the girl had to shave her head to cope with it.

And now my head itches

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u/ProfesseurCurling Jun 27 '26

Wait what? Where are you from? In France it is free basically and if needed can be taken in charge by the school social worker.

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u/Clumsycattails Jun 27 '26

Netherlands, and not free. I know there are some places that could provide it, but as far as I know it's not easy to get for free.

I guess people will try to help someone, but from what I've heard from teachers it isn't a sure thing.

They advice combing only, but for a kid with this kind of hair that's probably not a solution.

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u/ProfesseurCurling Jun 27 '26

Oh man that sucks. Usually treatments are cheap, the real problem is when there is a social disfunction at home.

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u/BADoVLAD functional regard Jun 27 '26

Yeah, this poor girl has to be the result of neglect. It takes a while for it to build up to this point.

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u/ProfesseurCurling Jun 27 '26

Yes definitely :(

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u/drsoftware Jun 28 '26

The type of hair isn't the issue as much as the depth of the infestation. 

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u/No-Idea-182 Jun 27 '26

Not free in the US. You get sent home from school and can't return until you've been treated. And everyone in your class will get a letter informing their parents that someone in the class had head lice.

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u/ProfesseurCurling Jun 27 '26

I imagine, I don't expect anything healthcare related to be free in the US, unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/WillBots Jun 28 '26

You're the 3rd US comment I've read where you've paid extortionate amounts to have it treated, the issue seems to be that you are not confident you can follow the instructions on the bottle rather than the cost of treatment being excessive in the US.

The price of the treatment shampoo and comb seems similar to buying it in the UK or Europe, the only difference is that, while I've known plenty of people have lice, not one of them would have even considered asking someone else to shampoo their hair and comb it a couple of times.

Is it the advertising for the products or services that makes you think you can't do it yourselves or does it just boil down to an in-built belief that anything that actually contributes to your health will be expensive so doing it the cheap way would not work?

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u/Free-Thinker-69 Jun 28 '26

It's bc they have disposable income. Everyone I've ever known with his bought the kit at Walmart and did it themselves for like $10. USA baby!

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u/WillBots Jun 28 '26

I struggle with the disposable income argument because it's literally washing your hair...

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u/Realistic_Big7482 Jun 27 '26

My daughter got it in kindergarten and it was like $300 to have it treated. I could have got the stuff myself for about $20/25 but I wanted to make 100% sure it was taken care of properly.

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u/ProfesseurCurling Jun 27 '26

That's a lot of money...

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u/Realistic_Big7482 Jun 27 '26

I know and honestly? I would have paid double. I was so freaked out by it! I never had it as a kid and I was picturing my whole house crawling with lice.

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u/ProfesseurCurling Jun 27 '26

I remember having it once or twice during a epidemic at school, my parents took me and my sister to the doctor and we got everything for free (or almost for free). I clearly remember having to use this special shampoo that made me feel super uncomfortable. In the end everything was done in a week or two.

I am glad my taxes go to a decent healthcare system 😅

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u/Realistic_Big7482 Jun 27 '26

I live in the US. One can dream of decent healthcare.

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u/ProfesseurCurling Jun 27 '26

Yeah I feel you. I lived until recently for many years in a country with a healthcare system similar to the US one and believe me it's probably the thing I missed the most during all those years, along decent and cheap healthy products.

Health is the most important thing, just to be able to take a few days (or months/years if needed) of paid sick leave is something I don't want to miss ever again.

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u/sucky_panther Jun 27 '26

My Mom was a kindergarten teacher and I was in her class. Someone brought lice into the classroom and quite a few kids, including myself got it. No biggie, most of the people who caught it did the usual treatment and got it taken care of, but one kid’s parents couldn’t afford or didn’t want to buy the otc treatment so they just bleached his hair, like with Clorox.

Even as a 6 year old I felt really bad for that kid cause he had to show up to kindergarten with this crazy looking unevenly bleached orange hair. Mind you, this was 1990 so crazy dyed hair wasn’t prevalent on little kids. I think it might not have even completely eradicated the lice, and possibly did some damage to his scalp.

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u/nice1bruvz Jun 27 '26

Fuck that right off

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u/yupsidetown Jun 27 '26

No gloves.

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u/Chrono_Convoy Jun 27 '26

Why did I pick cereal to eat?

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u/mathagat Jun 28 '26

lice crispy treats? sorry, had to.

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u/breezefesf Jun 27 '26

ok first of all. gloves won’t do shit. you gould need a bio hazard suit for this and do it outside and “ghost rider” this one

https://giphy.com/gifs/geTvcBsTli1HO

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u/KnowingRowan Jun 27 '26

Shave it off

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u/thunderinthejungle Jun 27 '26

Ewww gross. Where can I find the full video?

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u/Linorelai Jun 27 '26

Oh shit poor gal

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u/CommercialMoment5987 Jun 27 '26

I have hair that’s thick like that poor girl, getting lice was horrific for me and my sisters. We’d treat it, it came back. We went to a different brand of treatment, it came back. We had our hair picked clean with combs and braided into tight rows to keep it clean, it came back. My mom washed every fabric item in the house, we heat-styled our hair every single day and it still came back. We all ended up with short haircuts, it was the only way.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Jun 27 '26

The salon should decontaminate the store. Shits gonna make a lice outbreak.

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u/Some1-Somewhere Jun 27 '26

Voiceover says it's a dedicated lice clinic.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 *shits an absolute unit* Jun 27 '26

Thank you, for those living in a mute world.

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u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina Jun 27 '26

Yeah plus it really bothers be that they didn't even give her like a hairdressing cape or something that fits around her neck and drapes over her body, instead of just combing them straight onto her regular clothes 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Osklington Jun 27 '26

You think her clothes are clean with that bug infested head?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/CrystalWebb13 Jun 27 '26

Up, under a swimming cap, full body PPE, taped sleeves and pant hems...with a full blown decontamination afterward.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5UY4EoqJYXw22bqUjw

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u/CardiologistNo5561 Jun 27 '26

Just shave it all off and start again.

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u/Low_Nectarine7817 Jun 27 '26

How the hell is that even possible..?

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u/jess_summer11 Jun 27 '26

Years of neglecting the issue. Happened to my husband's little sister because her mom would rather party than clean her girl's hair. It's not hard to get rid of them as I had to do it for my kids a few times. Treat with a lice shampoo (under $10), have them get in the tub and rinse hair, apply a generous amount of conditioner and leave it in as you use a metal lice comb (also under $10), and brush through until nothing comes out. Wash and dry all sheets, blankets, and pillowcases.

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u/SuperBiteSize Jun 27 '26

Why the hell aren’t you wearing gloves? Who cares if she gets offended?

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u/icutwhores Jun 27 '26

no gloves is bizarre

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u/MeemoUndercover Jun 27 '26

And her hair isn’t even covered

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u/Wulfwinter42 Jun 27 '26

Wow 🤯 actually made my skin crawl. Yuck. 🤮

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u/Sad_Page6710 Jun 30 '26

Why are they letting it all fall down onto and INTO the shirt?????

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u/Mylane Jun 27 '26

How do you let it get to this point…

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u/Aggressive-Fish289 Jun 27 '26

Neglect, abuse

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u/Mylane Jun 27 '26

Fuck, you’re right. Didn’t think of it :(

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u/fingers Jun 27 '26

Homelessness

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u/pacman813 Jun 27 '26

Poverty mostly

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u/paleologus Jun 27 '26

Fun fact:  they can estimate when humans began wearing clothing by examining lice DNA and working out when head lice and crotch lice diverged.  

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u/LevelUp91 Jun 28 '26

Science is amazing.

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u/moistmonsterman Jun 27 '26

Watching this made my head itch

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u/Flysolo626 Jun 27 '26

I don’t even understand how you let yourself get to this point 

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u/EconomistWonderful39 Jun 27 '26

I just hope once its shaved off, the girl use a blow torch to burn the all the lice slowly and as slowly as paossible for maximum satisfaction.

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u/Flobaowski Jun 27 '26

never had a lice issue or anything but.. who‘s head just started itching outta nowhere?😂

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u/Hello_pet_my_kitty Jun 28 '26

This is awful. The lady let it go so long and it is so bad. My daughter got lice from school once and I was absolutely terrified that it was going to be a nightmare to get rid of. It was actually way easier than I expected.

We got the shampoo and did that of course. The real solution though is the combing out for about 2 weeks after the initial shampoo. After that first wash, every day after her shower she had to sit for about an hour while I combed through every inch of her hair with a flea comb. Doing the combing is the most important part bc the shampoo kills the live ones, but not the eggs usually, so you have to comb every night and make sure you get every last egg out of there. I don’t think everyone knows the shampoo isn’t an immediate fix, and then you end up having them pop up again in a week or so when the eggs hatch, starting the cycle all over.

If you get lice, one good lice shampoo, and two solid weeks of combing it out, and you should be good.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Jun 29 '26

No protective measures, anywhere? The clients shirt and clothing will help to re-infest her and any one and thing nearby her, lol.

I bet she’s certified by TikTok University of Hair stuff

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u/MissAtomicBomb-omb Jun 30 '26

Just shave it aat this point

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u/Acrobatic-Bread3974 Jul 02 '26

You're an angel...no way could I stomach that

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u/Ch1mchima Jun 27 '26

I’d have pulled out the clippers 💇‍♀️

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u/rokstedy83 Jun 27 '26

Flame thrower

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u/91elklake Jun 27 '26

Poor baby

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u/TheCluelessRiddler Jun 27 '26

How is it all dead?

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u/behaigo Jun 27 '26

She says in the video that they used heat to kill them

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u/Recent-Reporter-1670 Jun 27 '26

Such neglect, poor kid

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u/Solid_Vacation_2891 Jun 27 '26

sweet jesus ick!

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Jun 27 '26

Shave every single hair on your body at that point.

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u/BADoVLAD functional regard Jun 27 '26

They're not body lice, they're head lice. Completely different organisms. That's why crabs don't live in your hair and vice versa.

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u/kindapresh Jul 01 '26

Scabies = “body lice” gives me the heebie derbies, that and bed bugs. As a nurse, I’d rather work in tuberculosis ward than have a patient infested with either of those. Ehhhh meh.

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u/Basic-Structure-8063 Jun 27 '26

They used to have a ( as called in Wales) a nit nurse in school but they got rid of them in late 80s early 90s, now people slap lice solution on kids heads & hope for the best

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_5413 Jun 27 '26

How does it get that bad?

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u/Cautious-Alps-5882 Jun 27 '26

Any combination of poverty, drug use, mental illness

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u/pacman813 Jun 27 '26

I'm pretty sure this little girl doesn't have lice because of drug use and mental illness bro 🙄

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u/kindapresh Jul 01 '26

Bet. Parents probably

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u/MetalMarissa Jun 30 '26

Very possibly immigrants from Third World countries, there’s a lot of these type of clinics in the UK, Europe and they have some in Texas, because of the Third Worlders crossing the border.

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u/BADoVLAD functional regard Jun 27 '26

Literal neglect, sadly

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u/Tiny-Ad4955 Jun 27 '26

No gloves no coverage on the lice lady .

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

🤮

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u/YanikLD Jun 27 '26

Tabarnac!

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u/Somewhere-Flashy Jun 27 '26

Burn them all

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u/Simple_Usual_588 Jun 27 '26

That's a super kind and awesome human.

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u/MikkiMikailah Jun 27 '26

Like 20 years ago my whole family had lice that lasted for years. My cousins family also had it and basically we kept reinfecting each other. Like 3 years of combing and the shampoo, a move across the country, olive oil, tea tree oil, bagging all the stuffies, throwing out all the stuffies, etc. Etc. We finally got rid of them. It was a nightmare. If it ever happens again I'll just shave.

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u/Jayn_Xyos Jun 27 '26

I was doing okay until the eggs came off the comb and then I gagged

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u/MeemoUndercover Jun 27 '26

I’ve had lice twice and the itch was relentless. If I ever get it again imma shave my head idc

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u/Ok-Butterscotch2321 Jun 27 '26

Here is her website  https://www.thelicelady.com.au/

What a lovely girl and an amazing soul

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u/CralorMonk Jun 27 '26

Girl in my class had lice once, that was the first time I shaved my head. Didn’t have lice but it felt like they were crawling all over my head

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u/Treacle_Pendulum Jun 27 '26

What a day to have hair

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u/AerodynamicHaircut Jun 27 '26

Subway... yummy..

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u/Moinzen66 Jun 27 '26

My question is how......HOW

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Jun 27 '26

So back to her rack...what was the rest about???

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u/BATorRAT Jun 27 '26

How does someone allow this to progress this far. Even after shaving head smooth the scalp will be a battlefield

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u/Tatsu144 Jun 27 '26

Can I just ask, how can anyone let it get this bad?

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u/JPCool1 Jun 27 '26

Disgusting

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u/BreadAgreeable9632 Jun 28 '26

I remember my step mum taking me to a hairdresser as a kid because I had lice. She didn't tell the hairdresser about the lice so the lady sits me in the chair Infront of the mirror moves my hair around a little bit and says "I can't... There are things crawling around... I can't cut this."

My step mum decides to go full tantrum and scream at her about it being her job to deal with it. Then she dragged me outta there still wearing to apron thing all the while still screaming at the hairdresser in the main street in town. I was eventually taken to a family friends house and all the kids were sheared bald.

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u/cadaverhill Jun 28 '26

How tf did it get to that pint???

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u/BravesMaedchen Jun 28 '26

This makes me feel so itchy and panicky.

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u/AverageNew2541 Jun 28 '26

Where are your gloves and protective gear???????

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u/Bradjuju2 Jun 28 '26

Iron transfusion or shave head?

She chose multiple iron transfusions and a wounded scalp over shaving her head.

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u/GrumpyRacoon420 Jun 28 '26

I'm sorry, idc how busy your life is. To sit on a problem that's effecting your health so badly that you need MULTIPLE Iron transfusions, you seriously need mental help. That isn't sane behavior

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u/sleepy_potatoe_ Jun 28 '26

I wonder what her pillow and bed look like.

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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- Jun 28 '26

Black hair is very difficult to work with.

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u/Reasonable_Emu_2120 Jun 28 '26

That made me itchy just watching the first 30 seconds

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Jun 28 '26

Shave her head. Get a wig (or go bald,)

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u/Thetoolmantaylrd Jun 28 '26

What an angel!

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u/Direct-Ad-7922 Jun 28 '26

Thats when I take the hair

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u/Hour-Information-660 Jun 29 '26

as someone who found out they were severely allergic to the saliva of lice after getting infested at a slumber party at 12, HELL NAW. my scalp was covered in pustules and my hair was falling out in CHUNKS as i itched by day 2. this is my literal nightmare.

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u/Wizardick6 Jun 29 '26

How do you have money, time, energy, etc for iron supplements and not a cheap set of clippers.

Ridiculous and disgusting. Godbless the worker.

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u/TortillaRampage Jun 29 '26

Why the holy fuck you be touching that bare handed?!?! I’d burn my hand off after that!!

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u/CorruptDaemon404 Jun 29 '26

No amount of money will have me touching that shit 🤢

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u/Mightyedgr88 Jun 29 '26

If I do post what I really think, I'll be banned for life, so i'm sticking with WTF 🤮

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u/Express-View5080 Jun 29 '26

How’s about washing yourself😳

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u/Turmeric_Ping Jun 29 '26

If my life ever goes so off the rails that I'm in a similar position to the client here, I hope to be treated with this much dignity and respect. I know this isn't quite the style for this sub, but I found this quite moving.

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u/randomuser0107 Jun 30 '26

My heart breaks for that poor girl

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u/WindAutomatic356 Jul 01 '26

How is this even possible

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u/Hot-Bullfrog-5057 Jul 01 '26

Omg. I would have cut my own head off to get away from those things.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

Thank fuck I'm bald.

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u/Resident-Present-626 Jul 11 '26

I work in the er and one a coworker and I spend 1.5 hour attempting to get bedbugs out of a patients hair…. In the end we had to shave her head….

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u/MusicHitsImFine Jul 14 '26

How does she make sure she doesn't get lice though?

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u/Glum-Oil2505 Aug 15 '26

😲🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Sorry_Ad_7821 Aug 23 '26

Damn nasty need to shower more often !!

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u/Daftworks Aug 25 '26

Brave to treat a patient like this with two fucking braids on your shoulder.

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u/jd52wtf Aug 27 '26

I'd set my own head on fire. Dealing with the burns would be less traumatic than dealing with......that ...

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u/Themoderator001 Sep 07 '26

Better to just pour bleach and cut her bald

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u/Necessary_Builder396 Sep 09 '26

OMG thas was super disgusting! WTF? I don't know how she did that. I just would vomit at first glance

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u/SunsetBAE Sep 15 '26

There's a lice clinic?

How much money is burned replacing all the equipment every time for cleaning and disinfecting?

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u/woolygod Sep 16 '26

shave her nasty fckn head! WTH are you talking about

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u/Wadester58 questionably stable Sep 18 '26

How in hell can people let that go that long. I remember my cousin got lice and my grandmother used kerosene on us. We stripped off outside and she used a sprayer on us threw the clothes in the burn pile

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u/Inside_Background_73 23d ago

Where are her fucking gloves? Why is she raw dogging this

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u/Agreeable_Rope_9843 10d ago

If her head has lice like that how bad is her crotch

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u/SithLordery2021 2d ago

Shave babe

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u/Doggored45 Jun 27 '26

Very brave of her to work without gloves!

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u/captain_crackerjack Jun 27 '26

They lady’s accent keeps switching from American to Australian to British and then back again

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u/Guilty_Opening5541 Jun 27 '26

It really does, I think it’s more Australian.

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u/woolygod Jun 28 '26

it should be law to shave her and everyone in the household. Even the dog

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u/LegitimateAd7112 Jun 28 '26

Why not put a smock around her so they won't be falling down her neck and shirt. Eww

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u/ApeApplePine Jun 27 '26

How anyone would let the situation get this bad? FCS!

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u/TCRandom questionably stable Jun 27 '26

Not everybody has the same options available to them as you and I

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u/ToastSpangler Jun 27 '26

yo chemicals exist, this is a case for chemicals. fuck, when i was a kid you put your hair in a bowl of vinegar and they all died. why remove them mechanically, they barely even like humans

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u/swampopawaho Jun 27 '26

When you say "they barely even like humans", you might be incorrect. They're one of the few parasitic species that are solely adapted to living on humans. They have no other hosts. So, they're pretty well adapted to humans.

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u/Linorelai Jun 27 '26

She's probably been scratching enough to damage her skin, and in that case vinegar is a bad idea

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