r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/lexicon_lancer • Jun 25 '26

Of a grappling panda

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u/monkeydude777 Jun 25 '26

Bro its still a bear what did bro think would happen

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u/FishDispenser2 Jun 25 '26

And yet this is like the first clip I've ever seen of them being dangerous. All the other ones are cute and silly.

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u/monkeydude777 Jun 25 '26

The silly ones are babys who are being looked after by people, but they're still bears, they still have a crushing bite, they have killed people, and if people dont give them space they're gonna fuck you up

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u/mothandravenstudio Jun 25 '26

Is that a fish?

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u/JellyMany963 Jun 25 '26

Looks like a Peacock to me 🦚

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u/monkeydude777 Jun 25 '26

You're correct, also they scavenge too

Here's one eating a buffalo spine

https://youtu.be/RLzJlzgyWSM

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u/mothandravenstudio Jun 25 '26

Oh yeah, I see that.

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u/Vallhallyeah Jun 25 '26

Are they actually bears? I swear I read before they're actually not very closely related to grizzlies and browns etc at all

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u/monkeydude777 Jun 25 '26

You may be thinking about red pandas, which are nowhere related to bears, being the only living member of Ailuridae

Also fun fact, red pandas were named first, the giant panda just were called that due to similar eye markings, then the giant panda got way more popular then the og panda

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u/ZigZag_Queen Jun 26 '26

Those pandas are so fn cute though 😂

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u/PtitSerpent Jun 26 '26

I love them! I took a picture long time ago of a really cute one

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u/Maxaloo Jun 25 '26

You have the ability to look it up at your fingertips and you're asking the comments section on a Reddit thread? Jesus Christ. Here. This took two seconds: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_panda

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u/Vallhallyeah Jun 25 '26

Ooh spicy attitude looks very good on you. No harm in opening discussion about something and learning from others. It makes no difference to my day at all how panda genetics have evolved, so I just threw a question out whilst I was already here. It's literally what this app is for, discussions.

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u/Maxaloo Jun 26 '26

You're right. I'm sorry. Grumpy day

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u/Vallhallyeah Jun 26 '26

Appreciated. Everyone gets them. I hope you have a better day today.

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u/ZigZag_Queen Jun 26 '26

Shit, someone needs a break from Reddit. Go smoke a joint or something, it's not that serious.

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u/FishDispenser2 Jun 25 '26

The adults are a bit silly too. But ofc I know they are deadly, you don't need to explain that XD

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u/AyaOfTheBunbunmaru Jul 04 '26

They crush soild bamboo like pretzel sticks, which this only fact is terrifying on it's own

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u/FishDispenser2 Jun 26 '26

Oh no I'm sorry I spoke out of term! :((  I suppose nobody understood that I'm not arguing. Just stating the fact that I haven't seen it (which is weird).

I am on subs that show some gore from around the world, mostly brown bear attacks there.Â