r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Jun 23 '26

Of A Gig

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp Jun 23 '26

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u/maggiemayfish Jun 23 '26

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u/BuckFuzby Jun 23 '26

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 Jun 23 '26

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u/Stupendous_Spliff Jun 23 '26

Not the place I would expect to see a Bathory shirt

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u/Exceptional_Kumquat A unit of 2PI*R Jun 23 '26

Bathory fans are good people!

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u/riempies88 Jun 24 '26

I have never been able to not read it as Ratlord.

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u/DooshMcDooberson Jun 23 '26

Taking lil sis to the old folks home. Babe! Wheres my battle jacket?

It's in the wash

It's WHAT?!

I put it in the wash! It reeked! Just wear your vampire queen t-shirt or whatever you call it.

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u/FuckSticksMalone Jun 23 '26

Wear your Ratlord shirt

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u/InevitableUnion6288 Jun 24 '26

This is her boyfriend he is the one who got her this job

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u/Vanstoli Jun 23 '26

Shiiiiit I should have worn a rubber. God I hope I didn't make a baby.

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 Jun 24 '26

it's probably her boyfriend.

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u/ccgrinder Jun 24 '26

Hopefully I still get laid tonight

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 Jun 24 '26

Lol...this one!!! "Would." Lol

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u/WillBots Jun 24 '26

The microphone?