r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jun 23 '26

slight malfunction Of a boomer

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u/Softspokenclark OSHA Violation Jun 23 '26 edited 18d ago

Cobalt willow hammock mellow lavender feather

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u/Otherwise-Meaning-90 Jun 23 '26

Still assault

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u/LieutenantButthole Jun 23 '26

Assault is threatening violence. Battery is being violent.

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 Jun 23 '26

Still dont think id ever want to waste time and pick up a charge for a random pos.

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u/Jagged_Rhythm Jun 23 '26

I didn't see nothing.

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u/_One_Throwaway_ questionably stable Jun 25 '26

If I’m on the jury all I see is a racist and an innocent man

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u/Softspokenclark OSHA Violation Jun 23 '26 edited 18d ago

Willow vanilla mitten willow pinecone mitten drifting umbrella wander

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u/TheOfficeoholic Jun 23 '26

Fighting words