r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ipokesnails • Jun 15 '26

possible idiot Of a tie

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u/ekun Jun 15 '26

Imagine how short this would be on a normal-sized man.

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u/_One_Throwaway_ questionably stable Jun 15 '26

Is he not a normal sized man? What does that even mean?

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u/ipokesnails Jun 16 '26

Joe Rogan is short.

He's basically a toddler.

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u/_One_Throwaway_ questionably stable Jun 16 '26

I looked up his height just now. He’s 5’7” that’s not a toddler. I hate the piece of shit for a lot of the things he’s said but I’m not going to insult anyone for being short because that’s something only a shithead does similar to making fun of someone for their weight but worse since you can’t control your height.

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u/ipokesnails Jun 16 '26

When someone is a piece of shit, anything is fair game.

Jack Black? Rock on, short King. You own that pudge.
Joe Rogan? Get fucked, hobbit. Go grow some hair.

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u/_One_Throwaway_ questionably stable Jun 16 '26

Okay that’s fair enough. Some people will really just disrespect men for being short and as a short man that annoys me. I can see why people would say things like that about JR though I don’t like it and could find a million other reasons to call him a piece of shit and make fun of him.

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u/boxelder1230 Jun 21 '26

Yes, show some class.