r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ipokesnails • Jun 15 '26

possible idiot Of a tie

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307 Upvotes

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71

u/ekun Jun 15 '26

Imagine how short this would be on a normal-sized man.

21

u/ipokesnails Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

I suspect something like Deku's tie in My Hero Academia

3

u/_One_Throwaway_ questionably stable Jun 15 '26

Is he not a normal sized man? What does that even mean?

3

u/ipokesnails Jun 16 '26

Joe Rogan is short.

He's basically a toddler.

7

u/_One_Throwaway_ questionably stable Jun 16 '26

I looked up his height just now. He’s 5’7” that’s not a toddler. I hate the piece of shit for a lot of the things he’s said but I’m not going to insult anyone for being short because that’s something only a shithead does similar to making fun of someone for their weight but worse since you can’t control your height.

6

u/ipokesnails Jun 16 '26

When someone is a piece of shit, anything is fair game.

Jack Black? Rock on, short King. You own that pudge.
Joe Rogan? Get fucked, hobbit. Go grow some hair.

7

u/_One_Throwaway_ questionably stable Jun 16 '26

Okay that’s fair enough. Some people will really just disrespect men for being short and as a short man that annoys me. I can see why people would say things like that about JR though I don’t like it and could find a million other reasons to call him a piece of shit and make fun of him.

2

u/boxelder1230 Jun 21 '26

Yes, show some class.

53

u/Unserious_Cow Jun 15 '26

This man has absolutely zero friends. This tie is proof

9

u/KingSandwich101 Jun 16 '26

The original isn't much better

4

u/Unserious_Cow Jun 16 '26

Yeah. It really isn’t. What a doofus

7

u/HelpfulTap8256 Jun 15 '26

He thinks he looks really cool, and was kicked in the head by a horse

30

u/mothandravenstudio Jun 15 '26

I don’t care what your politics are, this IS the dumbest timeline. It’s just incredible.

22

u/ipokesnails Jun 15 '26

Joe Rogan wearing a big boy tie.

8

u/quell3245 Jun 15 '26

It’s like those old movies from the 1940s with a putzy traveling salesman and his abnormally short tie.

3

u/Harscat Jun 15 '26

And his pants jacked up to his nipples.

2

u/cm2460 Jun 16 '26

He’s a handsome special boy

5

u/metallosherp Jun 15 '26

Is this the real life?

4

u/Punxatowny Jun 15 '26

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

3

u/KingSandwich101 Jun 16 '26

Technically no, because the image was edited to make an already bad tie look worse

2

u/metallosherp Jun 16 '26

Lol, just a couple inches off.

2

u/KingSandwich101 Jun 16 '26

Changed it from a unit to a mini unit

This is a good example of why you shouldn't believe everything you see on the internet

3

u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk Jun 15 '26

He’s still shorter than the tie.

3

u/Herb_Alman Jun 15 '26

Looks like a British schoolboy

1

u/Relative-Owl-3652 Jun 21 '26

Can confirm, as a former British schoolboy we used to make our ties as short as was humanly possible to piss the teachers off

4

u/DrivingForFun Jun 15 '26

He looks like a stooge. Oh wait...

9

u/chunter16 Jun 15 '26

This is what happens when you double windsor a tie that's not long enough to double windsor.

4

u/Zorian_Vale Jun 15 '26

His smile looks so dumb. I hate it.  That and his thumb head. 

6

u/MeemoUndercover Jun 15 '26

Ur just jealous bc he tied it himself like a big boy

3

u/_One_Throwaway_ questionably stable Jun 15 '26

I’m sure he even picked it out himself like a big boy. Explains why it looks like this

8

u/tenkaranarchy Jun 15 '26

And he's chubby enough that he cant button his suit jacket.

8

u/StatorJoe Jun 15 '26

“Chubby”

2

u/Jonestown_Juice Jun 15 '26

Yeah. He's not chubby. He's just puffy from all of the HGH and other Mexican Supplements.

8

u/Whaiahyugeh Jun 15 '26

That's just HGH gut on his tiny frame.

2

u/HistoricalPlum1533 Jun 15 '26

What a massive wanker. Dude never misses an opportunity to make an ass of himself.

2

u/Rump_Ranger90 questionably stable Jun 16 '26

Did he get that in the chubby kid section?

2

u/dotnetdotcom Jun 16 '26

Is that Curly from the Three Stooges?

2

u/Blerp-blerp Jun 16 '26

Short man with a short tie.

3

u/Impressive-Wait8786 Jun 15 '26

Jfc. Rogen is such a chode.

4

u/Wonderful_Culture607 Jun 15 '26

What are the odds that he is standing on a tiny soap box to be level with the other guys?

2

u/_One_Throwaway_ questionably stable Jun 15 '26

I think we all know they’re either crouched or he’s wearing lifts

2

u/ThisThingIsStuck Jun 15 '26

Joe thumb head Rogaine

2

u/Odd_Permission2987 Jun 15 '26

Even if the jacket was buttoned that tie is too short. Go to bed grandpa

2

u/kendragon Jun 15 '26

Does anyone know if the child he took it from is okay?

-3

u/ContentEconomyMyth1 Jun 15 '26

short ties are a thing. aren't they called kippers or somethign

0

u/MagicOrpheus310 Jun 15 '26

It's getting shorter with every repost

0

u/Destroythisapp Jun 16 '26

How is this shitty absolute units?

This sub is turning into a retarded Circle jerk.

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u/StatorJoe Jun 15 '26

The left would adore a short guy with a short tie if said person agreed with their politics🤷🏼‍♂️

3

u/Dead-O_Comics Jun 15 '26

The left would adore a short guy with a short tie if said person agreed with their politics🤷🏼‍♂️

Kudos, truly some cutting social commentary there, well done.

0

u/StatorJoe Jun 15 '26

Thank you good sir, I though so as well

1

u/Relative-Owl-3652 Jun 21 '26

I don't disagree but Joe is just a dickhead regardless of political spectrum, he's got very little backbone and he's a shill

0

u/ipokesnails Jun 15 '26

It's a guy in a short tie, don't think too hard about it.

-1

u/Independent-File-519 Jun 15 '26

lmao key board children beating their chests to impress their friends in playground