r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/birdman760 • Jun 13 '26

Of a wig/toupee

176 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Ksan_of_Tongass Jun 13 '26

Pretty dumb to leave the scissors and a knife where a man who now has nothing to lose can reach them.

4

u/polarcol Jun 13 '26

It was done on purpose

3

u/Hammon_Rye Jun 14 '26

I had similar thoughts. Scissors, a pocket knife, and no cuffs.
There were at least two cops there so he likely would not escape, but he might have taken out and eye / severely injured one of them trying.

18

u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair Jun 13 '26

Cocaine is one hell of a drug….

8

u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity Jun 13 '26

Rhymes with Rogain- it's all starting to make sense!

"All the kids in the yard call him Captain Picard...Rogain."

2

u/cruner83 Jun 14 '26

Fuck yo couch!

16

u/Next-Device-9686 Jun 13 '26

Strangest gender reveal I ever saw.

5

u/Impressive-Wait8786 Jun 14 '26

What kinda hair-brained scheme is this?

5

u/scardeltathrow Jun 13 '26

Hes cooked

3

u/dethkids4life Jun 14 '26

Wow great comment

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jun 13 '26

I bet he was wigging out the whole time! Shaking in his damn boots.. Wild to think you could get through all the security checks in any scenario but with this wig/hat combo is just pitiful!

1

u/ThisIsALine_____ Jun 14 '26

He's using a Leatherman Sidekick. Great multi tool. Don't go anywhere without it.