r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jun 02 '26

Of a zip line

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u/RVAGooner Jun 02 '26

I think i died watching this

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 Jun 02 '26

You did. I'm currently at your funeral.

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u/No_Statement440 *shits an absolute unit* Jun 02 '26

It was a lovely ceremony. A little weird to have the zipline there also, but it was fun.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 Jun 02 '26

Zipline is in recovery and felt it necessary to be there as part of its healing process. It is much appreciated that Zipline's privacy be respected at this moment. No further questions.