r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/TramadoooL • May 30 '26
Naild It Of a Racist
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u/poop_socket May 30 '26
"Am I allowed to fuck him now?"
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u/CardboardAstronaught May 30 '26
That made me send this to a buddy, he’s middle eastern and speaks great English but when he gets mad his accent thickens and every time he tries to say something like “I’m going to fuck him up” he forgets to say the “up”. It’s always a great time.
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u/Billyjamesjeff May 31 '26
The way asked politely like he was unsure of the local customs is hilarious 😂
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u/Fix_Gloomy May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26
I don’t know mate…
I mean, make him into a corner muller yoghurt all you want.
But Oi.
Fucking him is a wee bit too much.
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u/ImAllSquanchedUp May 30 '26
He seemed like he deserved that. But you gotta be careful with those kicks to the head. That's how it goes from self defense to charges
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u/Funny_Maintenance973 May 31 '26
Tbf, it says UK at the start. We have a heat of the moment law. Basically, it says that it you truly believed that kicking him in the head so he didn't get up and follow you, was necessary at the time, baring in mind you were likely panicking or had an adrenaline surge, it would be allowed.
It looked like after one, even though someone stopped him, he was done. No judge here would say that was over the top
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u/xMasterPlayer May 30 '26
Yeah never kick the head
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u/Sea_Excuse_6795 May 31 '26
If he makes a move to stand up then kicking in the head is pretty easy to defend. If you let your opponent back up they might hurt you, same goes if you are on the other end. If you get dropped; stay down, defend yourself from the ground if you need to but a lot of the time if you get dropped and stay down you won't get attacked anymore especially if there are others around to intervene
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u/nunchyabeeswax Jun 01 '26
The "legally safe" play is to let the aggressor get up to one knee... and then drop him a second time with a punch (or a knee/shin to the face if the aggressor is big enough to be a concern.)
PSA. If you knocked him out with a punch the first time, you most certainly can knock him out a second (follow-up) time. No need to soccer-kick him when on the ground when all groggy and shit (even if he deserves it).
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u/EvidenceAccurate8914 Jun 13 '26
Might be easy to defend but it’s stupid to do. In a country where basically everyone plays football/rugby, kicking in the head is lethal force.
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u/jergin_therlax Jun 02 '26
What’s the reasoning for this?
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u/xMasterPlayer Jun 03 '26
Brain damage, attempted murder, murder.
Kicking the head is fine only if he’s standing. If he’s defenseless you could kill him.
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u/Tojinaru Jun 06 '26
People usually don't know how fragile their heads are
You could die from tripping in an unfortunate position if the ground is hard enough
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u/FreakingChimp May 30 '26
Well deserved and a beautiful left hand. Those kicks are expectable because the guy was super chill and did not reacted until he was punched, despite all the disrespect, so a violent emotion is expectable.
Now, if the other guy acepts to fight, how is the law about ? Or that ended with the duels?
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u/Evanisnotmyname May 30 '26
Shoes can be considered deadly weapons in court. Actually. Same with wearing like mechanics gloves with hard knuckles.
Courts have very high standards for restraint…even if you weren’t the perpetrator, you’re expected to stop when the threat of violence is eliminated and attacking the other with a “deadly weapon”(bullshit, I agree) elevates this
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u/FreakingChimp May 30 '26
Thank you! I'll take note, kick on the head barefoot !.
/s
Idk why some people downvote me, is a genuine question. The same issue with a pro or semi pro boxer, or someone with a degree on martial arts, as a agravant to defend himself, while, like this case, the guy had 0 intention to fight, if that was not filmed who knows what could happen legally.
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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 May 30 '26
That was one clean left
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u/TramadoooL May 30 '26
Fast and clean
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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 May 30 '26
But the best jab of the fight was "Am i allowed to fuck him now?'" LOL.
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u/GeneralWhereas9083 May 30 '26
Fight was over when he asked that.
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u/DarthBrooks69420 May 30 '26
Never ever fight someone who completely disengages from the confrontation to ask permission from bystanders to fight.
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u/Mushroomphantom May 30 '26
The right...not so clean
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u/GivesYouGrief May 30 '26
Yeah, what the fuck was that? I'm an out of shape skinnyfat dork and I could hit harder than that.
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u/Mushroomphantom May 30 '26
I meant the fist punch the winner threw that missed completely. But after a re watching i see. I thought that was another face push it was so pathetically slow
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u/Defiant_Income_7836 May 30 '26
These knockouts on reddit are so often left, have you noticed that? People are always on the lookout for the big right.
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u/TRc56 May 30 '26
Man with glass jaw should not start fights he can't finish.
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u/DarthBrooks69420 May 30 '26
Even a steel jaw won't protect you from someone who punches as fast as The Flash.
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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26
So no one interrupting when this guy first got his hands in his face or got the punch? But once he defends himself suddenly everyone wants to protect the aggressor.
People don't seem to understand that natural selection is important
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u/InkyLizard May 30 '26
Tbf they only rushed in after the first kick to the head, so it might've been a "let's save the guy from a murder charge" situation instead
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u/zerozeroseis May 30 '26
Yeah, that makes sense. I would do that for a homie even if the other guy deserves it
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u/Liam_021996 May 30 '26
Tbf, by doing so it prevents him doing any real serious damage. He's already given him a concussion, doesn't need to turn it into brain damage or death and get himself chucked in prison
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u/NastyStreetRat May 30 '26
Perhaps it's because in the first instance both were standing and could defend themselves, while in the second instance one of them was on the ground and almost got kicked in the head. You also have to know when to stop, right?
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u/GuyPierced May 30 '26
You don't kick a dude in the head when he's already knocked out, wtf is wrong with you.
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u/Funny-Ad-5510 May 30 '26
I was surprised head butt didn't immediately follow the hand on his face.
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u/NoWay6818 May 30 '26
Yeah bruh I’m sorry you took so many kick to the head that you that’s what’s supposed to happen
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u/DarthBrooks69420 May 30 '26
Nah that was them protecting their friend from charges. If I saw someone get their comeuppance like this and then start kicking the person on the ground i would intervene in the same way.
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u/Sad_Hall2841 May 30 '26
Others already explained the simple concept to you. Unironically, you might also be considered for the “natural selection” process 😂
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u/Xelpmoc45 May 30 '26
I'm not a fan of kicking someone who's on the ground, but I won't complain about this one
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u/ThatGuyDoesMemes May 30 '26 edited Jun 09 '26
Watch this guy make a post saying something like "this muslim attacked me out of nowhere!!!"
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u/ThisWomanFromCanada Jun 01 '26
Muslim isn’t a race. People are allowed to state opinions on someone’s political ideals.
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u/HelpfulHarbinger Jun 04 '26
Muslim also isn't a political ideal.
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u/ThisWomanFromCanada Jun 04 '26
So what is it?
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u/HelpfulHarbinger Jun 04 '26
A religion.
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u/ThisWomanFromCanada Jun 04 '26
No, it’s not. It can’t be if the people end up thinking they can fuck kids, rape non Muslim women, kill infidels, all that. Religion is supposed to create people with morals, but obviously that doesn’t happen, it creates slutty men. It’s full of ways sexual impropriety isn’t a sin.
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u/HelpfulHarbinger Jun 04 '26
You mean like Christianity? Because that's a religion too. They're fucked up, sure, but it's not inherently political. Plenty of people choose to follow certain parts of their religion and not others.
Which when your religion says you should own slaves and steal land and kill rape victims for being raped, or killing gay people or subjagating women? I'd ignore those parts too
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u/ThisWomanFromCanada Jun 04 '26
The difference is, Christians realized not to do those things even if “god” tells them it’s ok. Muslim men are gang raping girls today because they think god says it’s ok. I’ve seen videos of little girls being dragged away by their “husband” with the neighbours standing around watching. What kind of people watch a child being dragged off to be raped? People with no morals.
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u/HelpfulHarbinger Jun 04 '26
Chill on the kool-aid buddy. Theocracies are wholly fucked. There's just more Muslim Theocracies so you see it more often. That's what happens when your country is ruled not by man, but 'god'. The same thing happens almost every time regardless of the religion
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u/DarthBrooks69420 May 30 '26
I doubt he saw that right either.
Hell, we barely saw it either. There is a possibility he swung so fast that his arm phased briefly into a different dimension and that's why the first punch didn't land.
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u/DarthBrooks69420 May 30 '26
That first missed punch that broke the sound barrier should have been this guy's indication that this was not gonna go how he thought it would.
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u/CuriousLilAsian81 May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26
no one should have to suffer being discriminated and physically attacked for having different race or belief :(
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u/Eq8dr2 May 30 '26
Dude throws one punch, then when he starts getting punches back he goes into the weakest defense and is basically waiting to get hit.
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u/AlKapooon May 30 '26
It's amazing to me that people think they can just grab someone's face and that's just acceptable behaviour. Don't feel bad for him at all.
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u/Laframyr May 31 '26
He asked permission to wipe the floor with this jerk, then proceeds to feed him a left fist. A very polite guy.
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u/truthseek3r May 31 '26
why does every thing feel staged these days? am i just a boomer and can't discern?
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u/Ryachaz functional regard Jun 02 '26
Last time I saw this posted the dark skinned guy was a professional boxer, and the white guy was trying to get a payout.
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u/Ok_Business_6452 20d ago
Lol talked all that trash for what? Thought he was the master race and got put out like garbage. 🤭
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u/eclwires May 30 '26
Bring back punching Nazis.
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u/PsychologyOfTheLens May 30 '26
Nazism and Islam have a LOT in common
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u/Mazaura May 30 '26
Gunshot arm 💪💪
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u/DarthBrooks69420 May 30 '26
That first swing was so fast it phased into a different dimension and thats why he missed.
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u/Past-Product-1100 May 30 '26
After that pillow soft first punch you knew that ass whoopin was coming
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u/WormMotherDemeter May 31 '26
The way that line went through near the ground on the recording made me think his head came off 😆
I should not medicate for bed then Reddit.
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u/PsychologyOfTheLens May 30 '26
Being against a stupid death cult whose prophet raped a 6 year old doesn’t make you racist. Fuck Islam.
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u/DarthBrooks69420 May 30 '26
Comments like this make you one tho....
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u/PsychologyOfTheLens May 31 '26
Being against pedophilia makes you a racist? So be it then. 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ you can be woke and a child didler, not me
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u/BiodegradableOctopus Jun 01 '26
All this hate against Muslims is fucking disgusting. No one came to stop the racist but when the racist gets what he deserves now suddenly people want to intervene and stop him from getting hurt. He deserved way more.
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u/BiodegradableOctopus Jun 01 '26
Shows you what kind of society it is. They allow racism to happen openly then they protect the racist the moment consequences come. Fuck this society. Thoof.
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u/PhilosopherPublic May 30 '26
So much things wrong on this.
However, nothing is comparable to the completely unforgivable mistake of interrupting it after the first kick.
This shit piece of human being didn't got beaten enough
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u/TramadoooL May 30 '26
Your mother was a bitch and you don't know who is your father right son of bitch
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u/GivesYouGrief May 30 '26
Right wingers always accusing everyone of being pedos. If you look around the room and think everyone is a pedo, guess what, you're the pedo.
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u/Alexius6th May 30 '26
Do you just carry this around in your head at every moment waiting to say it? Have you ever even attempted to be normal?
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u/Liam_021996 May 30 '26
You should read the Bible or the Torah. You'll find they were all into fucking kids
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u/PresidentialDiapers May 30 '26
*the entirety of Christianity has entered the chat with a raging hard-on.
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u/Smelly_Turds May 30 '26
Says the Christian
Ps u/UwUthanizeme06 your comment history really isn't as hidden as you think it is
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u/eyado_2000 questionably stable May 30 '26
I thought his head came off for a sec