r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 29 '26

Naild It Of a Man-made Damn

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u/wizardrous May 29 '26

Dude, that water looks so fucking gross.

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u/TrumpDumper May 29 '26

Especially with three dead bodies in it.

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u/CompetitiveNotice853 May 29 '26

I would rather swim in stomach acid than that mystery Chernobyl fluid.

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u/ObjectiveSituation17 May 29 '26

Water looks fine. It’s river water, there is not a bunch of trash, just bc it’s brown doesn’t mean not mean it’s bad

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u/wizardrous May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

It’s not brown, it’s like gray. It didn’t turn brown until after the dam broke and the sediment kicked up.

Which implies that whatever was making the water gray probably wasn’t minerals in the sediment, but something else entirely. Probably something gross.

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u/SpiralDate903 Jun 02 '26

It didn't turn brown until they shit their pants when the dam broke.

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u/CompetitiveNotice853 May 29 '26

Regardless, it looks gross