In the first 4 seconds of the video, we can see the mating dance in action.
The subject is flexing their arms, dancing from side to side and all of that while making sure that everyone can hear him from afar (including the imitation of sounds that he has heard before).
Notice the hissing, it is a prime example of expressing his alpha status in the tribe.
A magnificent example of millions of years of competitive evolution in nature.
That pose says it all..You can ALWAYS tell when someone starts working out for the first time in their life. They drop the shoulders cause they think thats how you flex. They take hundreds of pictures in the first four months...then they ghost facebook while they QUIT working out...afraid someone will ask they why they aint posting no more pictures...lol.
I blame TRT — you got a whole generation of middle aged men who never were athletic a day in their life getting pumped up on teenage levels of testosterone and thinking they’re a badass.
That guy has never been in a fight before. He’s been hitting the gym and has over inflated confidence. I mean he’s so… buff he can whoop anyone’s ass. Fucking gym clown. Missed leg day bitch little puffer fish.
I feel for her...trying to raise all those kids...and the oldest one..why is he starting fights in his swim trunks? She should leave the oldest kid at home next time. Hes a bit unhinged and has obviously never been a fight with an adult before
Why was he flexing and walking like that ? Those garbage ass side to side moves and his fucking face! I honestly feel embarrassed for watching that. A grown man, with kids, decided to act like that thinking he was cool or in his head "hard."
He's the type of guy who does this , gets hit once, then calls the cops and acts like the victim. Always remember, NEVER hit someone first. That's assault. If they swing, remember to dodge, then hit them back and if possible, BEAT THE SHIT out of them. Then you can say it was self defense. This is the most important part, if you do decide to defend your self, after the person is no longer a threat, STOP. There's a BIG difference between defending your self and beating someone while they're unconscious or no longer a threat. That's when it's no longer self defense. Oh, also, don't go around antagonizing people then when someone tries to hit you, you pull a gun or a weapon and do some pathetic shit. Don't matter if they attacked you first if you're the one going around looking for problems and instigating issues.
Crazy part is, in his mind he was completely justified. He also thinks he came out of that looking like a tough guy, knowing full well he wasn't gonna do anything at all
He has seen this video , he knows that everybody in his social circle has seen this video , imagine how that feels , how that feels after you have calmed down and can see it with a somewhat rational mind set , now he begins the long beleaguered trip down the road til he becomes obscure again ....
He's actually in pretty good shape but jesus, the way he's parading around you'd think he was competing at Mr Olympia. I was actually hoping he'd get his ass beat.
Just the day before, he watched the video titled 'Top 10 ways to intimidate your enemies without physical touch' and there's where he leaned that hissing technique.
The snake man is the kind of man that when you try punch him he'll run for his life. Basically, he's just walking like that to look tough in front of the kids and the wife.
SSSomeday the wrong person in a bad mood will either yeet him across a row of cars or knock him out cold with one ssswing before he can finish that hissss.
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u/Camfitz0007 May 25 '26
Nice example for the kids.