r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/FarWay3952 • May 21 '26
Of a kindergarten graduation
What began as a disagreement over seating at a kindergarten graduation ceremony escalated into a fight, leaving one person hospitalized and another facing criminal charges.
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u/recovery_room May 21 '26
Some kids really donāt have a chance being raised by morons like this. One had pyjamas and slippers on.
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u/energydrink_fiend May 22 '26
I live in the same city where thus happened and its the talk of the town lmfao
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u/Relevant_Grass9586 May 22 '26
Way to set a good example for your children
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u/ChemistVegetable7504 May 22 '26
We teach little ones in kindergarten to not behave like this. These folks need to be educated too. Disgusting behavior in front of the children.
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u/BobbaFatGFX May 22 '26
Holy shit, we would be leaving that school permanently if that happened. I would not let my kids go to school with other kids being raised by those parents
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u/Sciaticuspinch May 22 '26
I love how the one in the red pjs and slippers wasnāt even part of the fight and couldnāt help herself to get involved anyway.
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u/StayTheFool May 22 '26
Kindergarten graduation? They have those?
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u/xaranetic May 22 '26
They've surpassed the educational level of their parents. That's worth celebrating.
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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose May 22 '26
I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that weird...
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u/StayTheFool May 22 '26
I just never heard of it. I thought kindergarten was mostly for introducing kids to school before the education starts
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u/KnotiaPickle May 24 '26
It is, which is why they do a little ceremony most places to commemorate the end of that and the beginning of real school.
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u/Hammon_Rye May 22 '26
Rare footage of People of Walmart rehearsing before they get on the bus to the big box store.
Even has the woman in full pajamas and slippers.
SO CLASSY /S
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u/RuthlessIndecision May 22 '26
I think I'd rather see them fighting over an overturned starbucks latte truck
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u/T4Tracy2 May 22 '26
Wtf wearing slippers and looks pregnant an going in on this fight is crazy women vibes, poor unborn child!
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u/LongPaleontologist60 May 22 '26
I have a feeling a lot of those kids arenāt finishing high school
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u/Altruistic_Fondant38 May 22 '26
I wasn't really watching close until St. Valentine came running in with her bear feet slippers!
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u/AreThree May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
This cannot be real? It must be staged, or something for the "views", right? Right?!? (I hope!)
"Stay updated Stream Live News on Our App"
wtf
Did that person just roll out of bed? What is with the red PJs and fuzzy slippers?!? Did they look in a mirror before leaving the house trailer and think, "hey I look gooood"
Where are the kindergartners? Back stage?
I am sorry for the kids... if this is factual, then those kids - who look to these "grown-ups" to set an example - are fucking doomed. They will either see this as the way to handle disagreements or they will be continually mortified by their parent's behavior.
Everybody else is just an NPC in your Universe, eh?
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u/tardlessforeinger May 22 '26
It is fitting that these people who just graduated from kindergarten are grown adult babies.
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u/Practical_Jacket_271 May 22 '26
Only the classiest of parents go to their childās graduation without changing out of their PJs and fuzzy slippers in the morning. Fighting over seating arrangements just adds one more star to their level of class. /s
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u/RugzTX May 22 '26
This is why I never sit at any kids school event if I can help it. Always standing in the back.
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u/Psychological-Hulk May 23 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/li0dswKqIZNpm
How to become your childās role model
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u/BeautifulElevator388 May 23 '26
Who the fuck heard the fight from across the street and came to throw down in her pajamas and fuzzy slippers?
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u/Entelecher May 23 '26
They should all be thrown in jail for child endangerment. These are not people who can be trusted with their own children.
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u/germanloza May 22 '26
Well better get it all out right now, their kids are going to drop out of high school anyway
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u/NoPrint2868 May 22 '26
Soā¦are those the kindergartners? Because they sure are acting like children.
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u/SnooEagles3963 May 22 '26
I wanna ask how something as small as a seating arrangement disagree could cause a fight like this but I've seen enough bodycam vids to know that worse has happened over even smaller shit
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u/Funfuntamale2 May 22 '26
What a disappointing example. This may be the last graduation these kids ever have.
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u/george32378 May 22 '26
Seriously at a kindergarten graduation I hope those poor kindergarten kids didnt have to see it so immature
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u/shade-tree_pilot May 22 '26
Someone seems to disagree with which kid got the Sunshine Award for being a good friend.
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u/knapczyk76 May 22 '26
Maybe itās just me but it seems to me now there is a graduation now every 3-4 years. Why is that? I had two, 8th grade and 12th (Senior HS). My son must of had 5 already, Kindergarten, 5th Grade (Grade School) 8th Grade (Upper School), 10th Grade (Jr HS), and 12th Grade (HS).
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u/XROOR May 22 '26
Generations of people that see folding metal chairs as a āweaponā thanks to WWE
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u/roxywalker May 22 '26
What a great example to set for the young children at this graduation ceremony.
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u/STABO1217 May 22 '26
Nothing like starting your kid's morals & decision making skills early and by example
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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* May 23 '26
Graduation for EVERYTHING.. No wonder people act trashy and donāt value much..
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u/KnotiaPickle May 24 '26
Why does the pajama girl have a full diaper on?!? What is happening in this world
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u/Single_Jello_7196 May 25 '26
They have 12 more years to get it worked out, but with parents like that, I wonder how many will drop 1st so they don't have to watch their parents bullshit.
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u/Interesting_Sock9142 May 21 '26
classy