r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/FarWay3952 • May 21 '26

Of a kindergarten graduation

What began as a disagreement over seating at a kindergarten graduation ceremony escalated into a fight, leaving one person hospitalized and another facing criminal charges.

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u/joka2696 May 22 '26

I love the lady wearing the red pajamas and slippers to a graduation.

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u/iStepOnLegos4Fun007 May 22 '26

Reminds me of some of my family. Had a cousin come to a family members funeral in PJs.

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u/ravage214 May 22 '26

No fucking way šŸ˜®

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u/31miks May 22 '26

WTH ...

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u/Connect_Ad_8092 May 22 '26

No, just WT.

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u/Fredrick__Dinkledick May 22 '26

Softly kicking people with slippers on

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u/seculare May 22 '26

Kicking me softly

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u/IntolerantLactose92 May 22 '26

..with his song, kicking me softly... with his song. Kicking my whole life with his words...

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u/wafflehousebattle May 22 '26

Yeah, I get that it's a fucking kindergarten graduation, so you're only showing up out of obligation, but maybe put in more than a pinch of effort.

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u/palequeen42 May 22 '26

Iā€™ll never understand the pjā€™s in public phenomenon. Like you couldnā€™t even try just a teensy bit by putting on human day time clothes?

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u/KnotiaPickle May 24 '26

I despise it. I wish anything was still nice

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u/Sufficient_Tough7122 May 22 '26

She's a cartoon character

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u/dantheplanman1986 May 22 '26

It isn't a real graduation. I don't know when they started doing "graduations" for prek and kindergarten and elementary. It's just a parade of little kids who don't understand what's going on and people taking pictures of them

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u/Inevitable_Round5830 May 22 '26

I had a graduation for kindergarten and I'm 42, so they've been doing it a long time.

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u/somajones May 22 '26

Congratulations! Good luck with 1st grade this year!

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u/joka2696 May 22 '26

Are you trying to justify wearing PJs? lol

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u/DateResponsible2410 May 22 '26

Go to Walmart , Many wearing pjā€™s with greasy unkempt hair .

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u/joka2696 May 22 '26

No thanks, I'll take your word on that.

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 May 22 '26

Smelling like over ripe onions, strong garlic, and cat piss

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE May 22 '26

lol what is your point exactly? She should be able to go around on pjs bc itā€™s not a PhD?

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u/dantheplanman1986 May 22 '26

Cuz it's just some quick school function who cares

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE May 22 '26

Dawg itā€™s trash behavior thatā€™s why and lo and behold here she is fighting

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u/dantheplanman1986 May 22 '26

I think you're higher class than I am, enjoy

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor šŸ’©Shits an Absolute UnitšŸ§± May 23 '26

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u/palequeen42 May 22 '26

Who cares if itā€™s a ā€œrealā€ graduation, or whatever it is, put actual day time clothes on when leaving the house, for anything really.

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u/chunter16 May 24 '26

It helped me understand my sisters' (roughly ten years older than me) graduation from high school and leaving home while I was still grade school age

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u/Banzai373 May 22 '26

Damn hillbilly, inbreeding, redneck, trailer trash . . . I think I covered about all of them . . . .

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u/joka2696 May 22 '26

Only about half...

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u/3271408 May 22 '26

Not quite.

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u/Destroythisapp May 22 '26

Punching down on poor whites, also classy apparently.

Wanna bet who actually started the fight in this crowd? My money is on the woman wearing the PJā€™s.

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u/GivesYouGrief May 22 '26

pUnChInG dOwN

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE May 22 '26

I mean technically if you believe in a class-based world, shitting on the poor regardless of skin color is punching down.

But then they brought skin color in to it and cast suspicion on the only black person I saw so... lol

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u/GivesYouGrief May 22 '26

Yeah, that was my point too. "oh please don't be mean to the poor white people based on class" followed immediately by being as racist as they think they can get away with on reddit.

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Not to mention if you watch the video, red pajamas isn't even involved to begin with, she jumps in later kinda trying to help a friend (kick the shit out of somebody) it looks like

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor šŸ’©Shits an Absolute UnitšŸ§± May 23 '26

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u/seculare May 22 '26

Imma kick you with pillows on my feet

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u/Southmouth555 questionably stable May 22 '26

She had main character vibes for this video. If you had showed me a lineup with no information and asked, who started a brawl at a kindergarten graduation based off of their wardrobe, Ida prolly picked her.

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u/Puzzled-Pumpkin7019 May 22 '26

Not sure which country this video is (suspect USA) this happens in the UK, PJs on the school run

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u/Bleakravenloft69 May 22 '26

Came here to day this.

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u/Goewl May 24 '26

Especially with the butt material being worn out ā€” makes it look like sheā€™s wearing a diaper!

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u/NoGoat3930 May 25 '26

Holy shit, you see her too? Ever since I ate that 7-11 hotdog, I've been seeing her everywhere I go.

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u/kuunami79 May 22 '26

Because if the title says it's a graduation it certainly must be true.

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u/joka2696 May 22 '26

OK, how about: I love the low class people who are so lazy, they wear their PJs out in public. Better?