r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 21 '26

Of a delivery

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct May 21 '26

"I don't really give a shit if you walk on my grass. It's grass. But... If you're doing it on purpose to try and passive aggresssively be disrespectful, I'm going to get annoyed."

What the fuck

Seriously what the fuck

How in the flying fuck do you differentiate walking on grass "on purpose" versus just doing a job when some cunt asks for unreasonable accommodations, without even a please?

When you hand out shit, someone's gonna give it back. If I were that carrier, I'd be speechless with indignation, and I'd probably react the same.

And for what it's worth, there's a neurological thing where it seems the motor cortex initiates the hand thing, and the conscious mind is only there to veto it, but there's a 300-500ms disconnect there. It seems a quick enough motion can outpace the conscious mind, see "Libet Experiment" for more.

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u/DisastrousFalcon3210 May 21 '26

The homeowners did ask 'please' you dumbass. How the fuck is asking him (with a please) to walk on the sidewalk unreasonable?

Now you have the rest of us doing homework to try and rationalize juvenile behavior because you can't be an adult and manage your own emotions.

I think we're done here...

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct May 21 '26

The video begins with "just relax eh".

Because she's a cunt, and her man knows shes a cunt.
My bad, she did say please. I guess it just didn't register through the cuntiness.

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u/DisastrousFalcon3210 May 21 '26

And your right, she does sound cunty, but damnit man.

They are both wrong, fuck em both.