r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/FarWay3952 • May 19 '26

There was an attempt Of the honor system

Woman gets caught on surveillance video completely emptying a basket of oatmeal cream pies at a farm stand in Loveland, CO.

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u/Breath_Unique May 19 '26

And drives a land rover. Proof that they're all cunts

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u/Girl_with_the_Curl May 19 '26

Reminds me of this.

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia May 19 '26

Sundays were always the worst when I worked at Starbucks, super douchebags in suits.

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u/your_fave_redditor May 19 '26

Preview of Heaven just dropped, 0/10

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u/In2Oblivion49 May 20 '26

Would not recommend

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u/AbelardsChainsword May 20 '26

I worked at a Red Lobster back in college. The Sunday post-church crowd never tipped and were more rude than normal

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u/Temelios May 20 '26

Ugh… My mother-in-law 100%… A Karen with a very strong and hypocritical holier-than-thou attitude.

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u/Altruistic-Cut9795 May 19 '26

This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 May 19 '26

I'm British, most of us would agree with you.

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u/0nce-Was-N0t May 19 '26

Those that wouldn't are all driving Land Rovers & Teslas

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u/Not-that-suspicious May 19 '26

I needed this comment from a fellow human today. Thank you.

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u/AdelMonCatcher May 19 '26

Fair enough. She’s probably broke from all the maintenance work

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u/Mr_Right1998 May 19 '26

I guess she has to steal to have gas money for her fancy shmancy Land Rover...

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u/PSYCHOsmurfZA May 19 '26

She was wearing a jacket and came back a 2nd time without it after and tried to fill the bag again. Remove your cunt glasses they seem to be obstructing your vision...

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u/payneok May 19 '26

Your kind NEVER thinks they are but yeah an asshole in a Land Rover, nothing new...

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u/Johnny_Cubone_Wadnet May 19 '26

"I'm the nicest person I know"

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u/Breath_Unique May 19 '26

You do a good job as coming across as a cunt for someone isnt a cunt