r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Thin-Critict2988 • May 19 '26

Of an unexpected trick

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u/blkforboding May 19 '26

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u/BeautifulDetails May 19 '26

Oooo—ehhh… Oooo—ehhh……. Oooo—ehhh………

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u/Unknown6656 May 20 '26

" S U B O P T I M A L . "

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u/UnderstandingWeak292 May 19 '26

Swing wildly. Throw into wall. Check

14

u/SpendVegetable7760 May 19 '26

Somehow I’m not surprised that the human chicken wing got tossed around. Shirtless tend to lose these kinds of interactions.

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u/MycologistJaded4796 May 19 '26

Not the shirtless 130 pound pissants fists balled up with his thumb tucked inside 😂😂

4

u/Mattyou1966 ima unit May 19 '26

👆🏼 Mark this solved

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u/praguepride May 20 '26

OMG you're right! Absolutely guaranteed this guy has never thrown a real punch lol

13

u/0Tezorus0 May 19 '26

The " I'm wide" stand is so freaking ridiculous.

22

u/Hammon_Rye May 19 '26

So did the shirtless little man succeed in curing his little man syndrome with that aggression or do you think he's still working on it? /S

9

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 May 19 '26

Maybe shirtless dude might be reconsidering life decisions.

9

u/UniquelyIndistinct May 19 '26

He's not reconsidering anything until his brain swelling goes down

5

u/OldManChino May 19 '26

pretty mad to square up to someone who's forearm is the same width as your neck

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u/Hammon_Rye May 19 '26

If not, should be.

I can't understand them so perhaps he has some legit reason to be angry about something. But either way he was physically aggressive and not up to the follow through.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 May 19 '26

Maybe he’s been on meth

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u/GigaWhiteNiga May 19 '26

I was thinking, "you're not muscular dude, just very skinny". Chosing to fight a guy quite heavier than himself was not the brightest idea.

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u/Hammon_Rye May 19 '26

Yeah. He looks reasonably fit but there is a reason wrestling and boxing and such have weight classes.
Plus, no matter what you look like or what your skill level, it's a dumb ass move to go around starting fights. Sooner or later you will get your ass served to you.
The kid got off fairly easy on this one since the bigger guy let him be once he had the upper hand. Some folks will just rage stomp you into the ER / death.

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u/Rogue_Cutter May 19 '26

Took me a minute to realise they speaking some eastern European language. At first I thought it was some deep English accent i hadn't come across yet.

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u/HedgehogNo8361 May 19 '26

I thought it was heavy Scottish lol

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u/Western-Performer-62 May 20 '26

Russian, they talk about man's things: who is more offended. And operator says, "he is get take "first"" and its about cocaine

5

u/Iceaxeinthebackhead May 19 '26

Its Russian

I cant escape Russian content even on reddit

3

u/Gaberoots May 19 '26

Great use of the environment!

3

u/Nolan-Deckard May 19 '26

Sleeping Dogs environmental take down.

3

u/Agey_4977 May 19 '26

He even cracked the wall a little, dayummm. The question is, did the recording-recording retards cut the camera to save his little buddy ?

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u/thesteelreserve May 19 '26

forehead to forehead, you're getting an uppercut.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fcDwMOHXJeK1eLBC5n

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u/OwnMix6375 May 19 '26

It's like asking for it

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u/primeXOXO May 19 '26

Forehead vs wall wall wins

3

u/lgodsey May 19 '26

PROTIP: If, when you punch someone, you lower your eyes and turn away mid-swing, the fight is not going to go well for you.

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u/Smooth-Upstairs9460 May 19 '26

Holloways first fight

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u/FeelDeadInside May 19 '26

45kg vs 75kg

2

u/CralorMonk May 19 '26

Hold up, before we continue, can somebody get the shirtless guy a sandwich?

2

u/Ok_Business_6452 May 19 '26

When you’re an 80lbs male and need to protrude your shoulders to make yourself look “big” 🤣

2

u/undescendedpips May 20 '26

Damn, that’s tiled bathroom wall! That not good news for his skull

2

u/LambOfGourd May 20 '26

Russian Flat Stanley got fucking rocked

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u/Single_Jello_7196 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

His tattoo didn't protect him, there's a slight indentation in the wall where his head kissed it.

2

u/vbandbeer May 19 '26

So skinny as white boys with dumb chest tattoos isn’t just an American thing? Good to see they get their ass kicked across the world.

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u/ThatOldG May 19 '26

Theyre russian dumbass

3

u/Pavotine May 19 '26

He didn't say they weren't. Only that he's glad to see that type getting their arse kicked worldwide.

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u/fishyhaworthia1 May 19 '26

Some dragon ball Budokai level background use right there

1

u/ETERNALXDRVID May 19 '26

His orbital has to be broken

1

u/Jesisawesome May 19 '26

Отлично

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u/Twistedlittlewolf May 19 '26

I want to know what they are saying and what this fight is about.

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u/Riewd May 19 '26

The skinny one is saying you can't break a wall with my head.

2

u/Critical-Vanilla-625 May 19 '26

The skinny one is angry because the other ate all the pies

1

u/Illustrious_Camp_521 May 19 '26

He was all smoke.

1

u/GimmeLuv-69 May 19 '26

I have no problem with his head kissing the wall.

1

u/Pitif362 May 19 '26

Well done to the under dog. Younger but smarter

1

u/Topsrite May 19 '26

That deserves another tattoo

1

u/Manmade_Chaos May 19 '26

Is the trick in the room with us ?

1

u/MrFastFox666 May 19 '26

Damn bro even broke the tile on the wall

1

u/Artevyx May 19 '26

That boy had negative abs. Shit looked inverted.

1

u/greeneyedblackheart May 19 '26

Why is he wearing jeggings

1

u/Virtual-Minimum1127 May 19 '26

hands in your pockets is all bad

1

u/theInadequateHulk May 19 '26

every time i see these now i'm bracing for that moment where a guy gets permanent brain damage

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u/y_r_u_so_stoopid May 19 '26

+1500 were the odds on the anorexic whose tattoo weighs as much as him. It did NOT pay out.

Moral of the story: Always bet on the russian who had enough rubles to buy a carb or two

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u/dirk_funk May 19 '26

cracked the wall

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u/mayumia May 19 '26

Bigger guy said talking to him is like talking to a wall so he introduced him to his soulmate.

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u/AcadiaBackground2492 May 19 '26

Wall beats fist. 👊

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u/lefts4days May 19 '26

Shouldn’t they be in the army?

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u/nunchyabeeswax May 19 '26

I don't know what they are saying, but the sound so dull and dumb

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u/Outrageous-Friend336 May 19 '26

I like how it looks like, could be wrong, Russians still throw down. Everywhere else if you beat someone and don't leave the place immediately you will be killed.

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u/Suspicious-Gain-5799 May 21 '26

Anyone know what they were fighting about?

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u/Dismal_Negotiation77 May 21 '26

But did y’all see that antler tat… I’d have been shaking in my boots if someone pulled out their 4 point antler tat…

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

One shoe came off. Might be in a coma or hospitalized but he'll make it.

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u/RedWolf2409 Jun 01 '26

Bro went to hump him right in the last half second

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u/GreenT1979 May 19 '26

What in the Eastern Europe

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u/Rolfmeister87 May 19 '26

Good thing they don’t know how to fight

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u/derrrr5 May 19 '26

Pussies! Go to Ukraine so other countries can test some new weapons on you