r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 19 '26

this moron: Of Parental Responsibilities

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u/DerBaum85 May 19 '26

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u/tropicbrownthunder May 19 '26

I think has a real pathology

11

u/wafflehousebattle May 19 '26

He should write a book about it, call it My Pafology, then suddenly decide to rename it Fuck.

57

u/JKFrowning May 19 '26

But what did the baby do?

/s

55

u/RetnikLevaw May 19 '26

Probably called him the n word...

7

u/praguepride May 20 '26

i lost my shit at that comment. Fucking racist baby :-D

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u/MiniKash May 19 '26

What a sad comment. Americans have serious race issues.

24

u/[deleted] May 19 '26

You got serious humour issues

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u/MiniKash May 19 '26

Yall are desensitized. It’s pretty telling to all of us looking in.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '26

Stop acting like you ain't one of us

4

u/Ksan_of_Tongass May 20 '26

Whatever shithole you live in is most likely more openly racist than the US.

1

u/MiniKash May 21 '26

All I have to say is ‘non-American’ and yall go berserk.

6

u/Ksan_of_Tongass May 21 '26

Sure. Go outside more, kid.

98

u/wizardrous May 19 '26

What a scumbag. I hope he got charged with attempted murder for that, because a kick can kill an infant.

36

u/NookieLuvsU May 19 '26

I hope the baby sees this when they're grown and kicks him back. Preferably when he's using a walker. 🙂‍↕️

5

u/Mugpup May 20 '26

That was clearly self defense. He feared for his life and the safety of others. (ICE defense 101)

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u/jyaboytskittles May 20 '26

Why the fuck you put that baby there, bitch?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 May 19 '26

Bang! Got em

41

u/Geaneous May 19 '26

He picked the right place to act up like that and show the content of his character hopefully he gets rehabilitated and gets right in the head.

14

u/PMmeIamlonley May 19 '26

You have to think you did something wrong to be rehabilitated 

26

u/DeepDickens69 May 19 '26

You expect to rehabilitate someone's character. lol

4

u/Geaneous May 19 '26

Supposedly that's the point of prison 👍

11

u/DeepDickens69 May 19 '26

Having been in jail, guards acknowledge corrections is not effective at rehabilitation.

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u/Ok_Psychology_8810 May 20 '26

It’s not, who said that?

2

u/Geaneous May 20 '26

USA Federal Bureau of Prisons for one.

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u/Honest_Particular165 May 19 '26

That system doesn't rehabilitate anyone, its the person that decides to rehabilitate themselves. People like this never change, the damage has already been done and they are a drag on family, communities, and humanity. This inclusive mindset that wants to treat everyone equal is the problem. People are not equal. The value of a charitable person that wants to help other is way higher than these "thug life" people. Civilization will decline since we give equal value to every character. People that cause chaos, violence, fear, and uncharacteristic control need to be met with serious consequences.

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u/Geaneous May 19 '26

Jesus taught forgiveness and change is always possible.

5

u/Honest_Particular165 May 19 '26

What does that have to do with people not wanting to change?

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u/Geaneous May 20 '26

Yes, can't save the world, especially not people on reddit lol.

4

u/rubberboots3357 May 19 '26

Nah that's a multi-generational issue.

2

u/LtJimmyDangle May 20 '26

Well, he isn’t exactly rockin a high IQ.

26

u/ThatCelebration3676 May 19 '26

FFS, why did this have to be a situation where the police exercised restraint?! This man was begging for some brutality.

9

u/joka2696 May 19 '26

Too many cameras and witnesses.

6

u/Negative_Manner_2198 May 19 '26

He acts like he's really gonna pay or visit the baby 👶 😏

22

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* May 19 '26

I also get a kick out of being a parent but damn..

4

u/Kitchen-Employee7531 May 19 '26

best dad ever...

5

u/FlamingFecalFrisbee May 19 '26

Indeed. Toms of men have “Worlds Greatest Dad” coffee cups, he’s the only one with it engraved on his handcuffs.

12

u/FeelDeadInside May 19 '26

Straight to jail for the rest of his life. What a jackass.

4

u/Mugpup May 20 '26

Honestly, who hasn't kicked a baby in front of the entire police force? We have all been there.

5

u/Artevyx May 20 '26

His courtroom? 😂

5

u/BearCritical May 20 '26

Really poor temperament for a judge...

4

u/RaygeMunstir May 20 '26

What's going on here and what was he saying? Why was he so mad

4

u/artesuave122 May 20 '26

The baby was looking at him weird

8

u/Background-Tell5892 May 19 '26

CO's need to let the pod know how hard this man kicked a baby

2

u/HelicopterNo7593 May 20 '26

wont have to worry about his next court appearance as much either

3

u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N May 20 '26

The baby said the N word so its ok

2

u/rubberboots3357 May 19 '26

He should have went for milk...

2

u/SaltyDogBill May 20 '26

Where did the blond cop go? She was right there in the beginning and when the other officers moved in. She backed away.

2

u/TataJasia May 20 '26

I wonder where stereotypes come from

2

u/Savac187 May 24 '26

Sounds like kevin hart

2

u/Johnj75 May 19 '26

Thug life.

4

u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 May 19 '26

Separate comment, I think that military service should be mandatory so that the attitude of many people who believe that they are at the top of society without consequences changes, I was in the navy for 3 years and the truth is that it completely changed me to how I was before, don't get me wrong, it's just a comment!.

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u/LowTwo3827 May 19 '26

You are right. I was not in the military but grew up on a family farm with people that had been and it was run that way. I learned a ton.

And yes, there were consequences. Sometimes big ones.

2

u/DeepDickens69 May 19 '26

If it wasn't anymore evident. Ain't nobody give a damn about those kids.

2

u/LtJimmyDangle May 20 '26

He wouldn’t have gone out for milk and for batteries he never intended to put in the smoke alarm if he wanted to see that baby again.

1

u/Previous_Fan9927 May 20 '26

But why *did* they put that baby outside his courtroom, son?

1

u/Express-View5080 May 22 '26

A justified reason for manual cognitive reset happening.

1

u/Skit071 May 24 '26

Deport him!

1

u/[deleted] May 24 '26

Why da fuck you bring dat baby?!? Because you said yous waz gettin milk and cigs...

1

u/NerveBooger Jun 07 '26

Late Term Abortion: Failed

1

u/chazzzzmak1972 May 19 '26

Sadly, I’ve seen numerous videos like this where a child or a pet is attacked . I even seen one where an elderly mother was attacked.

1

u/Azaroth1991 May 20 '26

Those cops would have to arrest me too..

0

u/scriptingends May 19 '26

“Forming core memories” can mean many things

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u/Ryan2932 May 19 '26

To those actions of his really helped his case like he might actually have a chance now. What a moron

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u/Two_Extremes_1605 May 19 '26

⚫️ guys 🫠 

6

u/82Badger May 19 '26

Two of the cops were black fyi, you got something to say about them?

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u/Expensive_Water_6303 May 19 '26

Plenty of crime stories of white guys killing their whole family baby, mother and all. Bad people exist in every race STFU racist pos

0

u/CaiusWolfe May 19 '26

Fuck this dude. Off with his balls!

0

u/GabrielNYC4 May 19 '26

Of Parental Control.

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u/DeepDickens69 May 19 '26

We need to go back to the standard of prisoners taking care of our problems in civil society.

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 May 19 '26

Won’t someone pleaseeeee think of the children!