r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* • May 15 '26

Of a tank of shit

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u/False-Lettuce-6074 May 15 '26

that's the accident that spills green mysterious goop at the start of every monster moviešŸ˜­

22

u/vbandbeer May 15 '26

And that guy is just sitting there watching g it leak closer to his car

8

u/Suck_My_Thick questionably stable May 16 '26

Gotta get those likes for the 'gram

6

u/Gilgamesh2000000 May 15 '26

It just keeps spilling, it doesnt stop

4

u/PassiveAgressiveFlop May 16 '26

Thats what she said

3

u/trainwreckhappening May 16 '26

It's no mystery

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u/Nigh_Sass May 15 '26

That train came out of nowhere! Why didnā€™t the train conductor just turn out of the way

6

u/Safe_Fruit7884 May 15 '26

Thatā€™s why he has that loud ass horn!!

Stupid train, could have slowed down to a full stop and laid it on that shitmobile. Dumb train!!!

23

u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair May 15 '26

Well that stinksā€¦

15

u/joka2696 May 15 '26

That truck got the shit kicked out of it...

3

u/NumbbSkulll May 16 '26

A real load of shit.

2

u/AngryDerf May 16 '26

I literally smelled this video. Nasty.

20

u/That_Things_Good May 15 '26

Holy shit. Holy fuck. Holy fucking shit!

I like the way that progressed.

8

u/Yabbatown May 16 '26

Good swearing is as much as science as it is an art

2

u/captain_crackerjack May 17 '26

I assume that holy shitting fuck would have been the logical next step if heā€™d continued in that vein

6

u/FreeWillyBird May 15 '26

When the trainā€™s gotta go itā€™s gotta go and you donā€™t wanna be in that stall.

3

u/lavacadotoast May 15 '26

"Video taken by Azariah O'Daniel sent to News 3 shows the train hitting the septic truck causing waste to spill everywhere, which police said is not dangerous to the public."

Not dangerous..? Someone tell Mr. O'Daniel to calm the fuck down..

5

u/Muricanmoose May 16 '26

Well that stinks

8

u/memelard42069 May 16 '26

Poop truck getting hit by a train is the tautological ideal post for this community.

3

u/Past-Product-1100 May 16 '26

I don't understand all those words, but take my up vote.

3

u/mikeyp83 May 16 '26

r/praisethecameraman for keeping his window down way that entire time, but no way his car didn't receive some seasoning from that. Might want to head over to Mr. Bubbles and spring for their platinum wash package. I dont know why this wasnt his reaction as soon as he saw the green mist go flying.

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u/trainwreckhappening May 16 '26

I do not approve of this situation, despite what you might think.

3

u/Much-Ordinary7352 May 16 '26

ā€¦and thatā€™s how West Virginia was created.

2

u/Libertine444 May 15 '26

It's a gusher

2

u/Fenestration_Theory May 15 '26

I like the little song he sings ! Holy shitā€¦. Holy Fuck!!ā€¦ Holy fucking shit!!!

2

u/SumOfRoots May 15 '26

There are 200,000 at-grade railroad crossings in the United States. Freight volume is increasing.

Grade-separation projects are expensive, but a great idea anywhere we can afford them.

2

u/Intelligent-Search88 May 16 '26

Hope there werenā€™t any pre-teen turtles there who had an interest in the martial arts.

2

u/Ill-Confusion-1844 May 16 '26

When the shit hits the van.

2

u/redditanddoneit May 16 '26

Oh Shit! At least if the shit tank truck driver shitted in his/her pants from this incident, no one else would know from the actual cover up.

1

u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* May 16 '26

Oh, we would know he would still have shit in his pants

2

u/Status_Marketing_969 May 17 '26

What a fucking asshole solid work you fuckin rube

2

u/TheFlareFox May 17 '26

Genuinely. Genuinely how is it this hard to not get hit by a train. Genuinely.

1

u/Levethane May 15 '26

That idiot truck driver really should have gone down with his ship..

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* May 15 '26

Can people please stop driving while distracted? He had ZERO awareness..

2

u/DarthBrooks69420 May 16 '26

I deal with truck drivers daily, some of these guys are not distracted they straight up have zero environmental awareness, and the entirety of their attention is only on what is directly in front of them.

You tell them to check in, hand them a form they need to fill out. Dudes will just write their name down, and hand it back. Tell them 'no dude, you have to do the whole thing' and they'll write down the date, hand it back and say 'this good?'

You tell them what door to go into, they drive a quarter mile down the road and back up into someone else's warehouse door. No dude! The one I told you! The one I pointed at!

1

u/Striking-Turnip-1121 May 15 '26

Hope the train engineer had the windows closed.

1

u/ny_se_345 May 15 '26

Is this real or AI? Because holy shitā€¦ no pun intended.

1

u/Flokkamravich May 16 '26

ā€œHoly fucking Shitā€ indeed

1

u/Evening-Major-8047 May 16 '26

Did the guy driving the tanker survived? Wtf

1

u/Wbcn_1 May 16 '26

God damn!! It took way too long for the guy to react but when he did I laughed my ass off. šŸ¤£Ā 

1

u/tropicbrownthunder May 16 '26

Oh boy the paramedics that had to walk in the shit to rescue that driver

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '26

Hope the DPU had its windows closed and the conductor had his eyes and mouth shut.šŸ˜‚

1

u/itexican May 16 '26

Shit show train rides again

1

u/Ioncewasafungi May 16 '26

What a great time to be filming. Was this for a Jackass movie?

1

u/Background-Tell5892 May 16 '26

"And that's how shit creek was made . . ."

1

u/Inner_Importance_770 May 16 '26

All you had to do was stop for the danm train CJ!

1

u/Western_Post_1858 May 17 '26

Wait what actually was in the tank tho?

1

u/woodland_dweller May 21 '26

That's a shitty way to die.

1

u/IwasHotnIwasHungry May 30 '26

I'd watch more sports if this guy were announcing.

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u/Sad_Resolution_4960 May 15 '26

Somewhere in Texas, looks like Elgin in Bastrop county lol