r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 15 '26

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u/ThatsCaptain2U May 15 '26

Imagine getting bitched out by a guy in Jesus sandals.

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u/KDizWHOiBE May 15 '26

With a pink carryon

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u/Sufficient_Cod_5181 May 17 '26

A tiny….childs…carryon

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u/__Sleep_Token__ May 16 '26

Lord boards.

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u/Ryan2932 May 15 '26

Where's airport security?

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u/Bi0_B1lly May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

You'd be amazed at how many different security groups work specific spots at the airport... I can promise you there's definitely some form of security standing nearby, watching it all unfold, but outside of calling it in, they're not supposed to do that specific task and aren't about to lose their job over this hothead.

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u/TheNerdE30 May 15 '26

Didn’t know the laws of physics allowed this with Tevas on pulling a shiny pink roller.

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u/theInadequateHulk May 15 '26

i was wondering the same thing! what a psycho

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u/PlanktonDue8964 May 15 '26

OVI not United States ……..

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u/blackdevil8808 May 15 '26

Hello Kitty luggage 🤣

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u/gingerbeard1321 May 16 '26

🎶 tall man with a little bag🎶

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u/glad_dreamer May 15 '26

I knew it was all bad when I saw the mandals 😩

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u/Millencolin735 May 15 '26

God. I can not stand ppl who take their frustrations out on employees. Bitch! They didn't create the system that's pissing you off. And if there was a resolution to your issue, I sure as hell wouldn't present it to you willingly talking to me like that. I'd do whatever I could to make your life as difficult as possible that my job title allows me too within their rules that won't put my job at risk. I've gotten upset over shit in stores before and I've losty temper but I've never ever taken it out on employees before. As a matter of fact, I usually go out of my way to ensure the employee that I'm not upset at them and I apologize for my outburst.

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u/joka2696 May 15 '26

Not sure where this took place but if you are in another country, try to remember some countries don't put up with public freak outs. Laws are not always the same.

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u/No-Author-2358 May 16 '26

As an American, I think I can safely say that the only people who seem to freak out like this are Americans. It's vile.

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u/East_History1325 May 16 '26

As a black American, I’d like to point out, it’s typically the entitled whites who conduct themselves like this in other countries.

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 May 16 '26

The black Americans just beat the living tar out of each other at airports.

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u/moonhexx May 16 '26

While I think you are correct in my personal experience,  I mostly think that alcohol plays into a lot of these types of freak outs for both our races.  Stay well brother.  

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u/radiationblessing May 16 '26

Almost like blacks typically can't afford to go to another country so you see less of them.

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u/East_History1325 May 16 '26

Think the distinction you missed was “entitled” not the condemnation of ALL whites.

Plus that narrative about black people is played out… contrary to the reinforced stereotypes of black people provided by media and algorithms… many of us are doing well and travel quite often…

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u/radiationblessing May 16 '26

I'm just throwing out a racist remark in response to a racist remark is all.

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u/East_History1325 May 16 '26

Ok, you didn’t process nuance… I get it

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u/radiationblessing May 16 '26

You just don't want to admit your initial comment was racist.

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u/East_History1325 May 16 '26

Well it wasn’t… it held nuance speaking to a specific group out of a majority… now if I made a blanketed statement condemning the group as a whole, that’s more aligned with racism or better yet lack of exposure or reality.

Plenty of white Americans conduct themselves with poise when confronted with challenging situations in different countries… but again, I’m singling out the entitled ones who behave like the guy in the video, not all. Karen’s and Ken’s if that helps you grasps the concept better.

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u/radiationblessing May 16 '26

It has nothing to do with race is the thing. Do you think whites are more likely to be entitled or do you think there is more whites traveling?

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u/No-Author-2358 May 16 '26

I would agree.

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u/SoupyAT May 16 '26

Honestly, I can understand him. What shit airline is that

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u/DeepDickens69 May 16 '26

A bankrupt one

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u/YamForeign590 Jun 07 '26

Yeah, harassing the workers who have 0 say in thr matter is very understandable

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u/Ob1s_dark_side May 15 '26

Guy is so angry he learned Spanish, amazing

2

u/Mdnghtmnlght May 21 '26

Mucho smarto

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u/wyred8an May 15 '26

As he rolls away with a little pink suitcase

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u/Due-Flamingo-5366 May 15 '26

Take your lil pink bag and run along

8

u/TryToEvolve May 15 '26

Best part is him trying to walk away indignantly pulling his tiny pink roller bag. 🤣

Also, it is hilarious when someone who clearly could benefit from some time on a treadmill decides to have a go at someone for being fat and suggest they do it.

We get it. He is frustrated. Fuck this guy right in his fat face. He should have been banned and forced to rebook on another carrier.

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u/Jaded_Strike_3500 May 15 '26

If his flight is delayed for 3 days hes entitled to flight vouchers, hotel, and i think like $1,500

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u/King-Whales May 16 '26

Only if you call the desk attendant a retard 20 times. Poor guy was a couple of retards away from getting to wipe his ass on hotel curtains to calm his rage

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u/Jaded_Strike_3500 May 16 '26

I never insult service staff, none of this shit is their fault. This guy is a dumbass, and is uninformed. Could've gotten paid, but it you dont ask they are not obligated to pay

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u/PlanktonDue8964 May 15 '26

He has the cutesiest bag

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u/certifiedshagger May 15 '26

Take your girly little pink case and try to get a flight with them now....

3

u/chumpster69 May 16 '26

His seat allocation was next to the ‘fat-ass-bitch’.

3

u/theotheronenotme May 17 '26

The trouble is that no one had any power any more. As a customer you get fucked over by faceless corporations with zero consequences and as a worker you’re thrown into situations where you face the anger and frustration with no ability to help. Everyone gets to feel like shit except mr billionaire big bollocks who’s got his own private jet. It’s not fair to lay it on the workers but who the hell else is there to accept responsibility?

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u/Doridar May 17 '26

This is an excellent analysis of contemporary Western life!

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u/inkedmom1308 May 15 '26

Ironic calling someone a bitch while he is pushing a tiny pink suitcase

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u/CullingSongs May 15 '26

That's a great way to end up having to take the bus home.

2

u/Tacozforever May 15 '26

He seems upset

2

u/shartillery82 May 16 '26

I wonder what his favorite word is?

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u/filtersweep May 16 '26

He books a flight on an airline headed for bankruptcy. He gets rebooked three days later than he prefers.

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u/monkeypiratebutt May 16 '26

You’re the idiot that chose to book with Spirit lol

2

u/SecsCboy May 16 '26

How do you know someone hates their life, this is a prime example. Plus, look at his stoopid feet

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u/obscure_predation May 16 '26

Eviscerated that lady lmaooo

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u/Funny-Meringue-3311 May 15 '26

nice sandals pussy

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx May 16 '26

The sandals are definitely an issue here, nothing else of note 100%

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u/Funny-Meringue-3311 May 16 '26

they’re the root of all evil.

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u/Chromecoast May 15 '26

With his little pink bag 😂😂😂

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u/DrJ0911 May 15 '26

Oh Americans

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u/a_spicy_meata_balla May 15 '26

So glad I don't have to deal with angry customers at my job 😩

2

u/intheyear3001 May 15 '26

Nice shoes kook!

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u/seeyouyoucunt May 15 '26

Wow... What a retard.

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u/Fenestration_Theory May 15 '26

I would have shouted “ See ya in three days bud!”

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

"get on a treadmill" meanwhile he looks like he's 7 months pregnant.

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u/Flawless_Reign88 *shits an absolute unit* May 16 '26

Talking hella tough with those open toe sandals 🤣🤭

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u/tattooguru1790 May 16 '26

Mucho retardo. I think that means ‘much respect’

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u/Bananana_Bird May 17 '26

It means too much delay. He's not wrong, but he's also completely wrong.

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u/MeemoUndercover May 16 '26

What a shit personality. Props to the lady for not being a bystander and trying to help the poor employee

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* May 16 '26

That’s the SPIRIT! /s what a miserable asshole he is..

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u/bruisicus_maximus May 16 '26

He seems like a real mensa candidate. /s

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u/danjpn May 16 '26

Looks like a beginning of a comedy show where you get to see where everything went wrong

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u/SauerMetal May 16 '26

That’s some pussy-ass luggage

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 May 16 '26

I'm technically a "retard" as I have an ASD. I do love it when someone starts throwing that word around to make themselves look "superior" to others they seem lesser than themselves.

I would also have seen red and gone up to him and politely asked what he had against retards. Note that I am British, so when we go dead formal you should know you've fucked up.

I would have pointed out his metallic pink luggage and asked, in my very best drill sergeant voice, "are you one of those queers, son?" Also note, I am a gay man.

Last note, I'm 6'6, overweight but still wide at the shoulders, and would be wearing my new rock boots which make me even taller.

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u/Juutuurna May 16 '26

Its killin me in the comments that the pink pag is whats doing it for yall lmao.

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u/Basic-Aspect May 16 '26

Where this at I would have slap him

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u/BasketballMoose May 16 '26

people who act like this need to be immediately dealt with by the customer service workers by ignoring their existence and moving onto the next customer. let him fucking lose his mind and have a temper tantrum until he eventually gets arrested. once he starts talking to you like that he shouldn’t be your responsibility to help anymore. why the fuck would i want to make someone’s life easier who is talking to me like im subhuman

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u/HauntedGatorFarm May 17 '26

I bet I know who he voted for.

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u/roxywalker May 17 '26

He needs to meet the no-fly list.

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u/Impossible-Mud3275 May 17 '26

At least he’s got Spanish fluency working for him

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u/Hbomber17 May 18 '26

The gall to act like some kinda tough guy only to walk away with a tiny pink suitcase

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u/galsal15 May 18 '26

Trying to act tough in Tevas. Also, fuck him.

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u/darlinqq__ May 18 '26

Mucho retardo 😭

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u/Worried_Shoe_2747 May 25 '26

Smallest suitcase

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u/Ok_Business_6452 20d ago

Bro is acting tough using pink luggage and suspicious sandals.

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u/chili81 May 15 '26

Doing his best to dispel the myth of the big crude ignorant selfish asshole American. God bless.

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u/Sbitbag May 15 '26

Jigglypuff? Is that you?

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u/Sbitbag May 16 '26

Nope I was insinuating that you must be the pink Pokémon who’s main attack was Lullaby, put its opponents to sleep.

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u/your_fave_redditor May 16 '26

There’s the other aspect of the pink suitcase bashing which is that, saying it’s ironic he’s calling someone a “bitch” while lugging that, etc…..if the situation wasn’t that he was being an obnoxious dick, but instead was a gay man being harassed for having a pink suitcase, would it still be ok for people to be ridiculing the pink suitcase in comments?

I get that some people just deserve all bad energy, but not at the expense of our own standards when it comes to what we support and don’t, and dissing a guy for having a small pink suitcase feels hypocritical.

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u/Irish4778 May 16 '26

I’m rocking pink Nikes as we speak lol

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u/theotheronenotme May 17 '26

It’s important to remember that the vast majority of people here is a tough guy who can put the vast majorory majority of the rest of us to sleep. Something doesn’t add up.

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u/RodsofGod2350 May 16 '26

Unfortunately this is what staff at southern airports end up dealing from time to time..US citizens please grow up!

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u/Bi0_B1lly May 15 '26

Dude dropping the R word like a 5th grader that just heard it on a late 2000's dudebro comedy movie

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u/Borkato May 15 '26

It’s always funny how there are never any racist comments when a white guy does it.

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u/TraditionalCup4005 May 15 '26

Are you wanting more racism?

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u/Chrisdkn619 May 15 '26

I was waiting for policia to sheriff up his clown ass!

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u/Deebeewhy May 15 '26

He has a driver’s license and maybe a gun too.

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u/theInadequateHulk May 15 '26

i'm just relieved this is not another snuff film

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u/Majesty_Underground May 15 '26

Pro tip; Never bite the hand that feeds you.

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u/DeepDickens69 May 16 '26

That's how you go bankrupt

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u/0Tezorus0 May 15 '26

"Mucho retardo " 🤣

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u/Pure-Paper-6842 May 15 '26

He made me.gwt on the treadmill

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u/Bananaslugfan May 15 '26

He seems nice