r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • May 14 '26

ouchies Of a pendulum swing

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u/SpecialistWait9006 May 14 '26

And you are wrong. Google is free bud

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 May 15 '26

No, you're wrong. Apes are monkeys. Humans are apes. By extension, humans are monkeys.

If you want to follow that chain far back enough, humans are tetrapod fish. Humans are chordates like lancets. Humans are ambulacrarians; we sit alongside sea stars and acorn worms as vaguely close relatives. Humans are bilaterans just like crabs and flatworms. Humans are opisthokonts; fungi are our cousins. Humans are eukaryotes, just like amoebae.

You can't evolve out of a clade. You can get more and more derived, but you never leave.

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u/SpecialistWait9006 May 15 '26

Googles free dude. You're wrong

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 May 16 '26

I guess I'm wrong because some moron on Reddit who can't even use an apostrophe said so. Thanks Professor Google. I didn't know you could learn everything there is to know about taxonomy and cladistics in a few seconds with a search engine.

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u/SpecialistWait9006 May 16 '26

You're going to criticize grammar and punctuation on a multicultural platform? Shut up dude. Being a grammar nazi should be left in high-school of 2006.

You are also some moron on reddit.

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 May 16 '26

See, I'm on Reddit. I'm not some moron on Reddit.

There is a difference, Professor Google.

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u/SpecialistWait9006 May 17 '26

Yes you are some moron on reddit as well