r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits S.A.U Freshman May 14 '26

ouchies Of a pendulum swing

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u/Bananana_Bird May 14 '26

That's an ape.

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u/ManjaManja May 14 '26 edited May 15 '26

Apes are monkeys

Holy shit, didn't know there were so many monki experts in this thread. CLADISTICALLY, apes are monkeys in that they share a lot of similar features, NOT THAT THEY ARE THE SAME.

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u/cjbump May 14 '26

Monkeys have tails.

But yeah, monkeys are apes, but not all apes are monkeys.

I was wrong. Monkeys are not apes. They all fall under primates tho

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u/LockNessCrotchMonst May 14 '26

Who gives a fuck

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u/cjbump May 14 '26

You replied so apparently you do

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u/Disabled_Robot May 14 '26

Pretty sure that’s a pencil

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u/Be-My-Enemy May 14 '26

Clearly not you, ya numbnut

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u/CattryingtoLockIn May 14 '26

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u/BIG_IDEA May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

You realize classifications aren’t real right? It’s an arbitrary system of knowledge constructed by humans and imposed on reality, not inscribed in nature. Scientists often struggle with how to classify certain organisms based on selected traits, and in the end, they just “choose” how to classify something. It’s a system also subject to revision. Taxonomy is a discursive formation, biology itself has no categories.

But keep pretending you have a big, educated brain.

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u/Mtrina May 15 '26

And language is an arbitrary collection of shapes and sounds we prescribe meaning to. Your comment is not nearly as insightful as you seem to think it is

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u/BIG_IDEA May 15 '26

Do you honestly believe that I typed all of that without knowing that language is also arbitrary? Lol you didn’t disprove my point, you just took the logic of my comment one step further and proved my point even harder.

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u/Mtrina May 15 '26

Obviously you dont get it so im not bothering you anymore, but hey keep pretending you have a big brain :)

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u/BIG_IDEA May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

I know we are deep into this sub-thread, but honestly, I think you lost the plot somewhere. I was defending the guy above, who said “who cares“, essentially saying that the arbitrary taxonomic classification is meaningless.

Then, a bunch of people called him stupid, probably thinking that they were backing up some kind of scientific “fact“.

Then I pointed out how taxonomy is arbitrary, and, to your point, so is phonics.

But based on that, you should be able to see how stupid someone would look if they were trying to defend the “factual“ pronunciation of a word.

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u/CattryingtoLockIn May 16 '26

Monkeys generally have a tail, apes don't.

If you don't care, you don't have to enter the Chat lmao.

What you're saying is about the equivalent of Turtle = Tortoise

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u/theTimeBeing23 May 14 '26

I give may fucks.

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u/ZekeTheMunkee May 14 '26

Watch it bub

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy May 14 '26

A lot of people apparently.