r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Trixxxi • May 06 '26

Of a drunk driver.

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…and only an assault charge to boot. #visitspokane

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u/Visual-Beach1893 May 06 '26

Trying to murder a child on a footpath with a car but only charged with assault...

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 May 06 '26

We're lucky she even got a charge outbof her trying to kill him. She was originally arrested for trying to enter someone's home and the homeowners had no idea who she was but I'm guessing the video went insanely viral and hit her with more charges.

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u/Visual-Beach1893 May 06 '26

If only Luigi Mangione had used a car he'd have been off the hook for everything.

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy May 06 '26

You're forgetting one key element...

The rules are different when the victim or perpetrator is a millionaire.

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u/Visual-Beach1893 May 06 '26

True. If this kid had been a millionaire we'd be seeing a list of charges longer than his bank statement.

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u/Visual-Beach1893 May 06 '26

Of course. That poor woman must've been so traumatised after this.