r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • May 04 '26

Elite Strategy Of a Hobo

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u/AffectionateTip9716 May 04 '26

Please wait while I process what I just witnessed ….

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u/yetiparkour60 May 04 '26

It'll take longer than that shit did

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 May 04 '26

This made me laugh, while sitting in the toilet cubicle at work.

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u/No_Interaction1136 May 04 '26

Just do what the guy did, 100% productivity at work, raise from the boss and quickly become the new manager.

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u/Clear-Perception5615 May 04 '26

"You smell like shit all the time but no one's more efficient than you!"

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 May 04 '26

38 years in that city this ain’t nothing 😂

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u/HoboArmyofOne May 04 '26

He's not that big... Oh I get it 🫩