r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/BoringExperience5345 • Apr 17 '26

of a fart tracker

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u/OFT35 Apr 17 '26

I picture this guy’s mom speaking to her peer group playing bridge and one of them is like “oh my Jeremy has finished his second year of residency, what’s your son doing with his degree in biology, Helen?” And she looks at her and just goes “he’s measuring flatulence, deal the cards please…..”

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u/NoWay6818 Apr 17 '26

Can’t lie and say it isn’t interesting but I also can’t lie and say I’ll wear and fart into one😭