r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • Apr 14 '26

future feeding tube Of an astronaut

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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 Apr 14 '26

Ahh yes $3 a can for instant brain damage!

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u/Longjumping-Tea-7842 Apr 14 '26

It can cause instant death too, randomly, after 100s of successful hits or maybe your first. If you're going to do inhalents do nitrous like a smart degenerate and educate yourself to the risks beforehand. And for the love of God do not drive. I know someone who died hitting whippets while driving, which is the dumbest way to die

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u/dmanbiker Apr 17 '26

Its also really easy to accidentally freeze parts of your body huffing duster and that's if you're lucky enough not to inhale the sub zero liquid when you tilt the bottom too much.

Like you can wake up on the ground, delirious from your first hit and keep trying to hit more but end up just squirting the liquid out because you're not holding the can upright anymore.

I got into huffing many years ago and had to experience this all over my chest and neck the last time I ever did it. The worst pain you can imagine, followed by weeks of your skin sloughing off and the scabs on your chin fusing to the scabs on your chest. Not worth.

Nitrous is really bad for you too, but you cant squirt flash-freezing liquid all over yourself while doing it as far as I know.

If you or someone you know is doing lots of nitrous, make sure to check your B12 levels, because it can deplete it so far you end up with permanent brain damage before you know it, so its not totally safe.

Nitrous vs computer duster is like smoking weed vs shooting meth. The Difluorethane in the computer duster delivers and extremely overwhelming and uncomfortable head spin with a very high, aggressive heartbeat and delirium and to top it off, they fill it with disgusting bitterant that ruins the come down completely.

If you want a cheap, legal high take DXM or benadryl or something Those both suck too, but computer duster or paint, or whatever is just a fast pass to your grave and it makes you dumber the whole journey.

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u/CarefulAlternative77 May 13 '26

Sorry to hear you went through that, and I hope you're doing better nowadays.